3AM

Episode 5

Evertit Forest – 6:59pm
Welcome to the Wilderness

"We finally reached our destination!" Mrs. Soo pushed the gigantic gates open, sending them creaking in the most disturbing way.

Taehyung supported himself with a bamboo stick and rasped out, "Can't believe we had to climb two big mountain tits to reach this stupid place. Who the fuck builds stuff at the summit?"

"Think of it," Jennie grunted as Taehyung helped pull her up. "Think of it as training for next month's big event."

"Jennie if you haven't realized, my sports speciality is football. Not. Goddamn. Mountain. Climbing---"

"Jennie if you haven't realized my sports speciality is football not goddamn mountain climbing meh meh meh."

"Hey!" Taehyung shouted, "Don't you dare mock the captain of football team!"

"Don't you dare mock the captain of football team..!"

Jin watched the two entered the rusty gates and chasing each other like two best friends in a mental hospital.

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Mrs. Soo placed both hands on her waist as she stood in front of the students sitting on the floor. "So, what do you think this place?"

Yoongi scoffed, "Lame."

Baekhyun, "Unique!"

Rose, "Terrifyingly enormous."

Namjoon, "An exquisite metropolis."

All eyes drilled straight into Namjoon and his big glasses.

Jimin shared a look with Rose before beaming at Namjoon. "Look, Kim. I know you're smart. But don't you think it's rude to act smart in front of us, dumb people? Makes us sound dumber, ya know. Doesn't feel nice, does it?"

The braces boy shifted in discomfort. Forcing himself to nod in agreement. Ever since he hung out with these people, they've been treating like he's a different dog breed from them.

Jungkook leaned in and whispered to Lisa. "Namjoon's really smart. Where does he get those brain cells from?"

Lisa looked at him and shrugged. Then she made a gesture with her hands, shaping them like a book. "Oh, so you're saying that he gets the cells from reading books?"

Lisa nodded, happy that the boy understood her.

Mrs. Soo, "So, to organise your sleeping places, there's fifty dorms in here total, but all of you will be sharing one as it can humbly fit all twelve of y---"

Taehyung hesitatingly stood up, "Wait, wait, wait. So you're telling me that there's fifty dorms in this fucked-up place. Fifty?"

Mrs. Soo cringed at the foul language but nodded. "Yes."

"Yes," The captain repeated. "And you want us---all of us---to squeeze into only one of them?"

Yoongi made a loud, disapproving noise, "Hell naw, oh HELL NAW. There is NO was I can share a DORM with these motherfuckers after y'all left me at the fucking bus stop."

Everyone else turned to look at their CCA teacher, hoping to get their own rooms instead too.

But she sighed, "Kids nowadays don't understand the feelings of others'. I'm doing this for the convenience of the company. We wouldn't want to bother them for using so many of their rooms, that's why---"

"Did just say 'bothering them'? We kids nowadays don't understand other people's feelings? Since you're the teacher here, you tell me why, why we should understand their feelings without any clue if they would do the same to us too. Y'all adults sure are cocky sometimes, y'all use the fact that you lived in this earth longer than us as an advantage to treat us like inferiors. Y'all do stupid stuff. Like leaving our lives for some unimportant whore, then bringing them INTO our lives and force us to accept them like we got no choice. So you tell me, Teacher Soo. Why can't we NOT bother this goddamn company when we pay $95 dollars in exchange for a good, simple service and hospitality?"