Jimin and Taehyung sat down in the chairs in front of the camera. "The lighting's really bright, can you turn it down?" Jimin asked, shielding his eyes.
"No," the dude behind the camera said.
"Rude," Jimin said.
"C'mon man, I don't get paid that much, just say the stuff on the script," the dude behind the camera said. Jimin was about to protest but the guy yelled action before he could start talking.
Jimin and Tae put on their best fake smiles. "Hi, I'm Jimin, and I'm 24," Jimin said.
"And I'm Taehyung, I'm also 24, and I'm here, to find Jimin a bae," Taehyung said, making his voice as annoying as possible and gesturing to Jimin when he said his name.
"I picked Taehyung because we're just like besties and he knows me better than anyone else," Jimin said, copying Tae's voice. "I really don't think there's anyone better fit to find me a bae than Taetae." He looked at Tae and smiled, resting his hand on his shoulder.
"I met Jimin when in high school when were at a mutual friend's party," Taehyung began, before Jimin interrupted him.
"What? No! We met-" he was cut off by the dude behind the camera making a slashing motion with his hand. "Oh right, of course, the party, that's where we met."
"Yeah, I saw Jimin across the room and I was like, 'yo, he looks so cool, I gotta meet him,'" Taehyung said, gesturing with his hands and looking over at Jimin.
"Yeah, I saw noticed that he had blue hair and I was like 'that's pretty cool,' and then he introduced himself and we became besties!" Jimin's fake smile became even faker, and he hugged Taehyung aggressively.
Taehyung smiled and stared straight into the camera. He unwrapped Jimin's arms from around him and made serious eye contact. "I think I can find you a perfect bae," he said, his voice suddenly serious.
"Ok, good, you better," Jimin said, laughing. Then he cleared his throat and regained his composure.
"My perfect bae would be artistic, like creative and stuff, somewhat tall I guess, hot, definitely hot, sweet and caring, loves animals, can make me laugh, perfect in every single way, y'know," Jimin said, smiling sweetly into the camera. "I love Jesus, I think if Jesus came here today he'd be like, the perfect bae for me."
Taehyung smiled nervously and nodded.
"If Tae does a bad job, I might have to kill him," Jimin said, and smiled at Tae, a murderous gleam in his eyes.
"Hah hah hah..." Taehyung laughed, then gulped and looked at Jimin. "Are you ready for me to find you a bae?
"Yes," Jimin said, and the two looked smirked at each other.
"CUT!" the dude behind the camera yelled. Jimin and Tae looked at each other, their mouths hurting from fake smiling.
"You were joking about killing me, right?" Taehyung said.
Jimin grinned and got up from his chair, leaving the weird white room.
