I don't know what I'm doing please wash your eyes with holy water. It's literally cringe.
Forgive me for I have written a disgusting shit.
"your acting isn't realistic"
"then let's make this thing real then Mr. Tsushima"
Alternative // Remake undercover
"pardon?" the red head cocked his eyebrow.
"Oh my Chuuya-kun! Did the wine had corrupted your hearing?" Dazai grin whilst reading his suicidal guide. "Asshole! Why does it need to be me?"
"We need a new face and besides, all you need to do is seduce the enemy--get information---"
"and stab him in the chest multiple times" the small male huffed.
"Tomorrow night" The brunette closed his book and looked at Chuuya, "There will be a ball tomorrow night and the host will be your target. The leader of our opposing group, Takahashi Usui"
- - -
Tonight, the red head only wishes that he wasn't born with the familiar looks of a woman. "A-ane-san, do I really need to wear this?" he shuddered as he held high the outfit he will wear tonight. The older woman only nodded, "Dazai-kun picked it for you"
"That damn asshole-"
Chuuya groans as Kouyou suddenly gripped his hair tightly "Chuuya, language" she said in a stern voice. Chuuya immediately apologized, goddammit that hurts.
- - -
"Uwaa~ Your beauty is so ethereal!" The brunette chimed, Chuuya felt his cheeks burn. "I'll ask Mori-san to have more undercover missions for you"
"Asshole"
"Oh my Chuuya~ I love you too" the red head tamed himself not to punch the executive, he cleared his throat "W-we should start the mission"
Chuuya started to walk to the hallway and everyone's attention suddenly turned to him. He wears a long red off shoulder gown showing his collarbone and a slit on the left side, revealing (my new religion) his porcelain thighs. His hair was made side curled bangs, slightly covering his right eye. Luckily, Kouyou made his makeup a light one. Dazai's words echoed inside his mind.
" Your beauty is so ethereal "
It took a moment to find his target. The red head could only cuss Dazai in his mind as the target noticed him and walked towards his direction, "Shitty Dazai-"
"What a beauty~!" the man exclaimed whilst suddenly holding Chuuya's hand, Chuuya gulped and smiled. "You must be the host of this ball" his voice was high pitch sounding like a girl-woman.
He shivered as Usui kissed the back of his hand and grin, "Please to meet you my lady, I'm Takahashi Usui"
The small male let out a seductive chuckle, "Good evening Mr. Takahashi, I'm Akahoshi Chiyo" and please fucking let go of my hand.
