*They are both injured from an accident on the job. They are both in hospital beds*
Bing: chase. What's going on, man?
Chase: Brace yourself, bing. What
I'm gonna tell you is pretty rough. They removed your entire body. You're nothing but a head now.
Bing: What?
Chase: They said that there was enough fat in your head to rebuild you a new body, so they got scientists in the other room working on it. God willing, you're gonna be alright.
Bing: Oh, you know, you're such a dick.
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Chase: What do you got?
Bing: Maxi Pads.
Chase: What, do we have vaginas now? Put it back!
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Marvin: Now place the ring on his hand. A ring is like a circle, it goes on forever. It's not like a triangle, triangle have corners. It's like a circle.
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Bing: Hey, apple dumpling. What's crack-a-lacking?
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Chase: I'm not an animal! I'm a whore!
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[Chase and bing being harassed by homophoic protestors]
Protestor: *to chase* Faggot!
Chase: What did you call me?
Protestor: Faggot.
*Chase punches the protestor*
Chase: The accepted vernacular is "gay"!
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Hobo/Witness: The wires are all in place, and they have tapped all of our phones. And the Chinese government is in on it! And Elizabeth Taylor... is Bigfoot.
... There's a microphone in the cake! [Digs into cake] ...They moved it.
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Lets call chases kid sam and tammy
Sam: What happened to your place?
Bing: Uh... Roaches. Yeah, big giant roaches. They ate my dog.
Tammy: Bastards.
Chase: Language!
Sam: Roaches are so eewwy!
Bing: Did ya here that? Roaches are eewwy.
Chase: 'Eewwy' is another word not allowed said in this house. Okay?
Bing: I think eewwys a nice word.
Chase: Shut up.
Bing: Eewwy!
