random septic quotes

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Marvin: why is this happening to me? god, are you punishing me because my hair is better than yours?

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Anti: I may not be screaming into the void physically but i definitely am emotionally.

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Anti: If you listen closely to dishwashers, you can hear the slurping sound of the hundreds of tongues inside cleaning off the dishes

Schneep: I'm not a violent person but I'm about to be.

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Anti: If you water water it grows

Dark: What

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Chase: I’m going to die!

Marvin: Think positive, Chase!

Chase: I’m going to die quickly!

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