Baby Virgil: *points to Remus* DADDY!
Remus, tearing up: Wait, hold on a minute.
Remus: *clutches his heart in tears*
Remus: He called me dad! Dee, he thinks I’m his dad!
Deceit: Aw! Cute!
Baby Virgil: MAMMA!
Deceit: *stunned silence before he tears up too*
Deceit, voice breaking: He thinks I’m his mom.
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Remus: Did you adopt another kid?
Deceit: ...
Deceit, holding baby Virgil as Pink and Orange causing chaos in the background: Maybe.
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Remus: I wasn’t that drunk last night
Virgil: You started cutting pineapples at 3 am while yelling ‘Stop hiding, Spongebob! I know you’re in there!’
Remus:
Remus: But did I find him though?
