Do you ship it?

Bardock x Goku

Beerus: You going to be okay?

Me: *takes a deep breath* Yeah. I will keep my composer.

Beerus: I'll get you stress ball just in case. *gets up and leaves*

Me: Now that he is gone, let me just flat out say I do not like this ship. I understand Bardock x Goku is more of a smut thing and you all can have your kinks (I really don't care) but who was the first one that looked at those two and went "I am going to draw this Father and Son doing the dirty." Like what the hell? I was so shocked when I discovered people were writing smut of these two. The worst part is they didn't even change that Bardock is Goku's father. Instead they kept it in to make it kinkier I suppose. The fact that I can't find any fluff pictures of the two, only smut, seems to prove my point a little more. I just don't understand it. However, I want to clear up something. This does not mean I don't ship those that are related. I have plenty of Freeza x Cooler stuff that I will rant about in another chapter. I personally have issues with parent and child ships. Even if the child is an adult I still don't feel any sort of fangirl urges like squealing or spending hours reading fanfics of it.

Beerus: Alright I am back. *gives me my Metal stress ball*

Me: Thank you, Beerus. *instantly squished the metal ball into a metal pancake*

Beerus: Mhm... Already started to rant about it?

Me: Yes but I think I am finished now. *sighs* If I keep going I won't stop. Anyways, I am sorry for those who enjoy this ship for having potentially offending you. You are free to rag on me in the comments about how great this ship is and I will be sure to read them. Anyways, bye! 👋

Beerus: Damn. What did I miss?

Me: Just a rant. Nothing more. Oh! By the way, as I stated before I literally couldn't find any fluff pictures. So, the end pictures I have won't seem relationship-like at all since I won't put smut in here. Anyways, bye!