So I just learned that fanboy's real fucking name is ' Tobias crabapple the 3rd.' I don't FUCKING know why
C R A N A P P L E gets to me... I read like 3 fanfics now where it been said so I looked it up AND SURE E-FUCKING-NUFF, LOW AND BEHOLD. FUCKING TA3!!
Kyle: the feck is ur name love? ( Common Brit stuff )
FB: Tobias Crabapple the 3rd, why?
Kyle: the fecking w0t-
Might make a comic about this conversation...
I DID MORE FUCKING RE-SEARCH TRYING TO FIND WHAT EPISODE IT WAS REVEALED IN GOOGLE GAVE ME FUCKING THIS:
Fanboy in fact, has a glass eye due to having Chum Chum poke one of his eyes out when they were in preschool, as revealed in the episode "Fan vs. Wild".
EXCUSE ME WHAT THE FUCK DOES THIS HAVE TO DO WITH WHAT I PUT IN THE FUCKING SEARCH BAR. IS THIS WHY LITERALLY EVERY SINGLE CHARACTER IN THE SHOW HAS A LAZY EYE?! IS THIS WHY THEY'RE EYES ARE SO SHINY?!
I am very tired.
THE FUCKING EPISODE THAT FANBOY'S NAME IS FUCKING REVEALED IS CALLED SEPARATION ANXIETY
ALL OF THE FANFICS WERE FUCKING RIGHT
OH FUCK OH GOD OH GOLLY OH GOLLY GEE OH SHIT OH LORD
FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO DON'T KNOW:
A disorder in which a child becomes excessively anxious when separated from parents.
Children are especially prone to separation anxiety during times of stress.
JESUS FUCK THEY'RE ALL ORPHANS OH MY FUCKING GOD.
