M E H. A R T. B O O K

TF2 ships (+ some head cannon)

I only have this:

My shipping chart is hard and very confusing 😅 so I'll try to put them here before I actually make the chart, also! The one on my Tumblr is outdated by a long shot!anyways here:

ones I'm sure about:
RED scout x BLU heavy
RED soldier x merasmus
RED medic x BLU spy('s head)
RED spy x BLU sniper
RED sniper x BLU medic

Ones that still trouble me:
BLU soldier x RED engineer
BLU soldier x RED demoman
Any engineer x any spy

Ones that I at least are cute to me:
Any demoman x any sniper
RED spy x RED soldier
RED sniper x sAxToN haAaAaAaAlE!!!

Anyways I think that's it. Anyways here's a cute helmet party comic I found:

ANYWAYS AGAIN-
IMMA THROW SOME HEAD CANNON AT YOU NOW!!!

- BLU team is the slightest but more sane and shy than the RED team, except for heavy and soldier though...

- spy's head: the full story;
1. Head, maybe like 4 or 5 months.
2. A horrible death weapon, engine was trying to make a lil' robo body but pyro fucked it up. 1 week.
3. ( I was looking for tentispy and forgot what he was called so I looked up octospy and found a movie called octopussy instead...) Tentispy, they only managed to find his upper half so medic replaced his lower half with an octopus. 6 months.
4. A robot spy's body replacement. 6 months.
5. His lower half, they finally found it and put his head, middle half, and lower half all back together and let him go back to the BLU base after like a year or two...

- after spy being in the RED's base for so long him and medic have connected quite a lot! ( And maybe 1 head BJ...)

- BLU spy's real name is Jean and RED spy's real name is Marcel.

- whenever r.scout even GLANCES at b.heavy he needs to go hide until his "blushing faze" is over. B.heavy finds this hella cute and very amusing.

- pyro
Pyro is a female roughly in her late 20's.
She is Mexican.
Is C H O N K Y / curvey.
Has long, straight, dark brown hair.
Has tan skin covered in freckles.
Has NO burn marks.
Has a baby blue eye on her left and a light red eye on her right.
Has a voice similar to that of pinkie pie's.
Like Ms. Pauline, is a lesbian.

Have this animation I made, I might make a chart when I get the change...

Anywho that's it.