Diary entry #1
Welp
15-foolsmonth-2020Dear Diary:
I begun my day like usual. In my domain all was well.
Karen, one of my most loyal minions woke up and wanted some toast. So me being the best boss ever, made her some.
Didn't know why she was mad at me tho
I continued along with my day out on a lookout for new ships and taking care of the ones that are already built.
Because SOMEONE wants to sink a certain ship.
Cm*ehem**ehem*
Me and Cmtato had an argument.
I don't know why she would argue with a toaster.
And on how she thought she would win.
Because jokes on her,I have my loyal minions behind my back.Gastato is a good ship.
I don't care about what she thinks. Even tho she's the one being shipped with.Huehuehue
And then the fire nation attacked.
Well....
No not really
It was Karen the mama bear and Jeff the maple syrup addict who attacked.
Both of them said me and cm need to get along.
And so as punishment, cm needs to help me write this diary.
Welp.
Those two were my favorite minions
I thought they loved me..
Welp
Why would they make me work with this potato.
Ugh...
"Might as well get to work"
And so of course every book needs a cover.
So I looked around for any cln graphic design staff that is available.
And I found one.
I threatened her to make me covers.
And obviously because everyone loves me.
She made verrryyy good covers
Ol of them are good
Jim approves
And so, me and my new slave will now work on this diary, until she quits.
From now on,
All will know some of the ongoings within the cln community.
This is your beloved toaster,
Signing out
YOU ARE READING
Your daily bread (a toaster's diary)
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