Firefight outside the Blue Base.
There are three rocks. The one to left is occupied by Matthias and Tex, the one in the middle by Church, Tucker and DuFresne, and the one on the right solely by Caboose.
Matthias: Okay, Tucker, I need you to get up there, help Caboose shore up the defense, establish a suppressing fire, and hold that position until further notice.
Tucker: I didn't even know what half of that meant.
Church: Just go over to Caboose's rock, and fire your gun a bunch.
Tucker: That rock? Yeah, I don't think so.
Matthias: We do not have time to discuss this.
Tucker: Sure, no time for you to discuss it. You get to hang out here with Nancy No-Bullets shootin' the breeze. Meanwhile, I'm out there, running around, eating a machine gun sandwich.
Tex: Tucker. We're gonna give you covering fire.
Tucker: Covering fire? Unless that means you're gonna build a huge, bullet-proof wall between me and them, I think you need to come up with a new plan. Preferably one that involves me keeping the same quantity of blood that I have right now.
Church: No problem. Oh wait wait, does the blood have to be in your body?
Matthias: (holds his head) Oh my god.
To Grif and Simmons firing their respective machine guns at the Blues.
Grif: Simmmonns... I-I can'tt ffeeel my handdds.
Simmons: Maybe you should lay off the trigger, you dumbass.
To Matthias and Tex.
Matthias: (whispering) Okay, that's it. (out loud) Guys, Tex and I will go up into the base, and give you some covering fire.
Church: Fine by me.
Tex: It wasn't a question.
They go into the base.
Tex: So, what now?
Beatrice: (appears) Now we wait, until the Reds run out of ammo.
Tex: (suprised) What?
Beatrice: Oh, that's right, you're still new around here. When Matt gets fed up with the Blues idiocracy during firefights, he comes into the base, and waits until everyone stops firing.
Tex: Doesn't anyone notice that he's doing nothing?
Beatrice: Nope! That's the best part!
Tex: You know, I don't get you guys. Why don't you just go out there, and kill them all?
Matthias: Where's the fun in that. We came here to relax, and have some fun and action. This is perfect for us.
Tex: But all of them are idiots.
Matthias: You'll get used to it after some time. Just give them a chance.
Tex: (sigh) Fine. For you.
Matthias: Thanks.
They both fall silent. Gunshots can be heard from outside.
Tex: So... what do you do during this time?
Matthias: Well, we usually play a card game.
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Red vs Blue Season 2 /w Spartan Matthias
FanfictionAfter the events of Season 1, both the Reds and the Blues certainly had their hands full with work. On the Reds side, Donut's wounds are fully healed, and he's once again fit for duty. The Blues on the other hand are making sure Matthias won't die...
