Once apon a time, there was not a potato. He didn't exist, and there wasn't any evidence of his existence. But people still thought he was real, and they kept giving him things and wondering why he wouldn't take them. One time, a man thought he might like some scones, so he brought a massive box full of scones to where the stupid humans thought the nonexistent potato lived. When he got there, waiting for him was... A GIANT MAN!!!!!!!
'What is this abomination' the man thought 'some kind of giant human?' Instead of being rude and asking, he reached out and prodded the man in the leg. "Hello? could you please move? I need to get over there, and you are blocking the only way" But that was a stupid idea, because normal sized humans are far too small for giant ones to hear. So the giant man just sat there reading a book. "It's no use" said a mysterious voice from behind the man "he can't hear you. You are too small to be heard by a giant human" Out from behind a bush stepped... A HUMAN BEING!!! How peculiar...? Normal humans didn't tend to hang around in the Park of Wonder... Perhaps this man was not as he seemed...
But the man seemed very normal. "What are you doing in my park?" asked the mystery man. Oh, so he was the owner... Nobody had ever met the owner before. Perhaps this perculiar fellow was NOT the owner of the Park of Wonder! After all, he had no proof. But who ever has proof of their existence? It doesn't seem to do much good, after all, the potato didn't exist, but he was still thought to exist, despite strenuous arguing as to the contrary. So the man decided that he was who he said he was. "I am who I say I am, thank you very much." WHAT! the man can read minds!!! What is this strange place?
"But how did you know what I was thinking?!" exclaims the man, pulling a scone from behind his back. "HAHAHAHAHA" laughs the owner of the Park of Wonder "Because NOBODY plays the Ace of Nickels!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
