Illumi x reader

Marry me?

"Why do I have to get married now?" I exclaimed. "You're of age now, if you don't get married you'll never marry." My mother sighed loudly. She was so impatient with me ever since I grew into adulthood. "Why do I have to marry anyways? I don't even have a boyfriend..." I crossed my arms in a silent protest. "Doesn't matter, it's important. We can't take care of you the rest of your life honey." She was bitter with her words. I stormed off to my room and flung myself on my bed. "This is ridiculous." I talked to myself to hopefully calm down, but instead I grabbed my bag and left the house. I walked the streets of Padokea, as I self reflected. There's no reason why I have to marry now, other than my parents not wanting me to live with them anymore. I can get my own house without a husband, so that's not a valid reason." I mumbled softly to myself walking way down town. "I don't even know any boys..." Finally an idea popped into my head. I knew it was crazy, but I had no other choice. I looked through my contacts and I dialed the number, he picked up the phone almost immediately. "Eager are we?" I smirked at his voice. "Not exactly, but why are you calling? It's been a while~." His voice can be creepy sometimes. "Will you meet me at the coffee shop?" I asked nervously. "I'm busy right now. How about at 6?" He bargained. "Deal, I'll see you then."  I hung up the phone and waited at the coffee shop for the next half hour until he showed up. I had nothing better to do anyways.

Hisoka's  pov

I was with Illumi discussing business when (Y/n) called. "This is important, may I?" I asked Illumi. He nodded in response, so I picked up. "Hello?" I greeted into the phone. "Will you meet me at the coffee shop?" I could tell  this would be interesting. "I'm busy right now, can you wait 30 minutes for me dear?" I proposed. "Yes, I'll see you then." She hung up quickly, acting quite unusual. "Who was that?" Illumi inquired. "Old friend, now back to where we were." I hummed. "I have to be married by next month, I need a bride as soon as possible." I nodded in response, listening intently. "What do you want me to do, hmm?" I smirked only to annoy him further. He was about to speak when I interrupted, "You want me to set up dates for you." I stated. "If you knew, why did you ask? You waste too much time with your nonsense." He retorted. I rolled my eyes at him, "If I find you a bride, what's in it for me?" "Any price you want." I smiled evilly at his proposal. "Let me touch your precious Killua." My blood lust slipped ever so slightly. "Touch him and you'll be good as dead." He seethed. "Fine, I want 8 billion jenny." Money was the only thing I could bargain with. "Deal, notify me when you have a potential match." I walked out and went to the coffee shop only a few blocks away. I saw her sitting there with a pen twirling in her hand.

Your pov

As he walked in, he eyed me up and down with amusement. "Why did you want to meet so abruptly?" He purred. "I want you to marry me." I blurted. "My my, am I really that irresistible?" He smirked and leaned closer to me. I blushed in embarrassment, "No, I need to be married soon. Parents' orders." I sighed loudly as I looked away from his piercing amber eyes. "What a perfect coincidence." I looked back up to him already on the phone. "I found you a bride, meet us for dinner." "Yes of course." "See you then." I listened to fragments of the conversation, only Hisoka's side of course. "What was that?" I asked. "You see - unfortunately I will not be your husband. but I have do someone in mind. You're meeting him tonight for dinner. I'll escort you there and introduce you as my friend and then you two make love." He chuckled, elaborating the word 'love'. "Hisoka, stop it. What's his name at least?" I blushed at his last comment. "You'll find out when you meet him tonight, you're so impatient." He rolled his eyes at me. "Well what do I wear?" I asked. "Something sexy I hope." He wiggled his brows. "I'm serious Hisoka." "Ok fine, something formal. A dress maybe? Are you that uncultured you don't know what to wear?" He mocked. "Hey, don't insult me. I haven't been on a date for years, unlike you who goes on dates every day and gets laid every night!" I threw my arms up exasperated at this whole date thing. "Just wear something nice, I'll pick you up at 8. Same address correct?" I nodded as he confidently walked out.