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-"Babe? Im pregnant"-
"Daddy Jungkook and mommy Tae"
*Jungkook Sits near the sofa*
( They watch Rm's "Onion chopping festival" show on Tv )
Tae : Hey jk
Jk : yeh?
Tae : Sofa king cool
jk : yeah..wait what did you say.
*Tae suddenly feel like something moving in his tummy*
Jk : You look hungry..should i get you something?
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Tae : No gwenchanayo..
Jk : ok then
*Tae rushes to the toilet*
Jk : U ok?
*Jk sees Tae vomiting*
* It made Jungkook speech less*
Jk : T..tae..
Jk : DONT TELL ME !!!! U...U Are PREGNANT ?!?!?
*Tae stops vomiting*
Tae : Yes..
Jk : Why didn't u tell me before??
Tae : I didn't want to ruin ur suprise
Jk : Awnn come here
*Taekook hugs*
Tae : aww my belly hurts..
* Jk takes Tae to bed*
* Jk massages taes foot and his belly* [ Aww such a good husband ]
Tae : Gomawo!
Jk : Heh no need to say thanks
Jk : Ohh myyy god !!! I can't believe im becoming a father ! and u a mommy wow
Tae : i always waited for this day to come. But can u call my brother?
Jk : who?
Tae : My brother jhope.
Jk : Where is he all these years?
Tae : Well he went to Gwanju and i dont remember his whereabouts much.
*Kook calls hobi*
Tae : Hi hyung!!!
HObi : Ohh hii whose number is this?
Tae : Hyung this is my wife's
hobi : The waht?
Tae : Yeah we are engaged.
hobi : Thats awesome
Tae : AnD Im Pregnant !!
Hobi : Thats spritestastic !!!
Hobi : But aren't u gonna be fat after giving birth?
Tae : Hot bitches like me never get fat.
hobi : ehhe anyways congrats to the baby ! see u !
hobi : By the way i have booked the church for ur wedding reservation.
Tae : Already???
hobi : ofcourse u are my only bro so why not ?
Tae : Thank you soo much!
*hangs up the phone*
Tae : Kookie we are getting married !
Jk : what date?
Tae : donno yet.. just after the baby i guess .
*Tae doesn't realise that his baby is 9 months old already since he suffer from depression which made him forgot those stuff *
( Time ; 4:20 pm )
Tae : Ahhhh *tae groans in pain*
Jk : Dear ..oh no
*Jk gets calls an ambulance within seconds and takes him to the labor room *
( Jk waits out side the room for him for the baby )
*Jk falls asleep waiting *
Nurse : Hey sir Sirr!! Wake up !!
Jk : Oh shit-... *Jk falls from the chair*
Nurse : U may now meet the baby
Jk : What the... Yejii?!?
Nurse : Thats right! i left the squad now i work here !
Jk : What so u aren't bad anymore ?
Yeji : In fact inwas never bad.. i just did it for money.
Jk : Glad u found a better path .
Yeji : Thannkkss..
( Jk visits tae )
Tae : Hi..
Jk : Omg.. i cant believe my eyes!
jk : That little precious jewelry infront of me awnn
*He takes off the white sheet in the baby cot to reveal the baby*
jk : huh?? why is there a a potato?
v: A potatae?
*A old woman came and took the potato *
Old wom : Hey thats mine !!!
*takes the potatae*
Old wom : Heyy i recognize u ! the idiotic teenager!!!
*Says the old wom by pointing at tae*
Jk : Heh..
Old wom : Wait why the fuck are u here??
V : Cant u see blind ass??
Old worm : Yuck !!! U discoursting Teen ! I bet ur mom doesn't even like u for been with this ugly bitch with you! And u have a kid together? like seriously?? You guys just ughn I don't want to see ur faces ever again . I hope u both die and ur baby !
*The Old worm points her middle finger then leaves with her potatoes which look even much prettier than her"*
