Stupid Insects Don't Deserve My Love (AstaxNoelle)

Go. To. Hell.

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"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH"

Ah yeas, a scream of fear, anguish, and embarrassment. Our poor Noelle was just walked up on, naked, by the one and only, "BAKASTA!". Poor boy was just trying to find the Royal girl to come with him to train, but instead walked in on her naked. In consequence, he was shot at with a water canon, sending him flying into a nearby tree.

As quickly as possible Noelle put on her clothes, trembling out of embarrassment. While the girl got dressed and Asta was trying to regain his balance, Nero all but watched from her leaf. Silently, she was judging them both, shaking her little head at their antics.

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Back at the base, the rest of he Black Bull squad stared at the drunk witch with a mix of confused and knowing faces. "What?" questioned the scarlet witch, her expression laced with a smile. Finral sighed at her antics and approached the half naked girl. Sitting down beside her lounging form on the couch, he rubs the back of his neck. "Vanessa... what was the point of sending Asta to go get Noelle. You know that that's when she's the most vulnerable. PLUS YOU COULD OF SENT ME!" Finral started to cry, looking at Vanessa sadly. In response, she pulls him into her chest for a hug, laying him down on top of her. The still crying Finral continued to complain as Vanessa started to explain her reasoning.

"Look, I didn't do anything that wasn't necessary!" she takes a swig from a wine bottle," I just did what we all wanted. I gave them a push." She finishes off her explanation with a smirk and a wink. The rest of the Magic Knights stared at the drunk, not knowing what to say. Until Magna broke their silence,"Well I guess that makes sense! HAHA, It is my job as their senior to help them achieve greatness of the highest level! LET'S DO THIS FUCKERS!" His exclamation was received by silence. "Come on you old drunk bitch! Get up and do some explaining so we can get on with this!" Magna points a long finger at the lounging woman.

Vanessa yawns, stroking Finral's hair, lulling the space mage to sleep. Looking at the delinquent, she says, "Not nowwwwww... I'm taking care of my poor space mage. Anyways we're not gonna do anything drastic. We'll just give small pushes into the right direction, but they'll be the ones to create their own relationship." The witch continued on with stroking the now asleep black bull.

"I wonder how they're doing, la!" Charmy finally spoke up, stopping her non-stop eating for a split second.

"I'm sure Noelle's beating his ass! She should definitely fight me when she's done." Luck chimed in, excitement in his eyes.

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"UGHHH" Noelle grunted, furiously walking away with Nero in pursuit. Closing her fists tightly, Noelle walked faster as she remembered the events that transpired. He saw me naked! HE can GO. TO. HELL! Shaking her head, she continues to walk towards the base.

"NOELLLLEEEEE!!" At that, Noelle walked even faster. "Noeeeeeelllleee!" At this point Noelle was running, her whole face was red. Bursting through the door, Noelle walked into all of her friends in the living room. At this, she stops for a moment only to run upstairs towards her room.  A moment later Asta comes in, drenched in water.

"AAAAAHHHHHHH! Noellleeeeee!" Asta yells as he enters the door. He gets no verbal response, instead he only gets a bunch of stairs from his fellow Black Bulls.

"Yo Shrimpsta!!" yelled out Magna as he walked towards the manaless knight. Wrapping his arms around his broad shoulders, Magna continues on, "Sooooo, what happened between you and Princess, huh?" As if to emphasize, he wiggles his brows suggestively. "Poor girl was so upset that she ran right upstairs, did something happen between you two children?" Vanessa continued the conversation while simultaneously continuing her assault on the sleeping Frinral's hair.

"WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? I JUST WENT TO GO SEE HER LIKE YOU TOLD ME TO MISS VANESSA! Next thing I know I walk up on her n-" In the middle of his rant he cuts himself off, a blush adorning his cheeks, remembering what he had walked in on earlier.

"HAHA! Asta's turning red! Does that mean you're in the mood to fight?!" Luck said, electricity crackling around him.

"Hey Boyo, don't put the blame on me. All I did was send you where you wanted to go! Plus it's not my fault she happened to be naked. Oh, maybe I shouldn't have mentioned that I knew that." Vanessa giggled. "HAH! You knew?! I was blasted with water! Into a tree!!"  Asta glared at his superior.

"What's the big deal anyways? You were blessed by the sight of a beautiful, young woman's body! You, are a lucky boy." Asta deadpanned, not sure how to comprehend this.

Everyone laughed at his reaction, except for Yami. "All right. I was taking a dump when I heard Noelle pass by crying. Who the fuck wants to die today?" The Captain cracked his knuckle and glared at his squad. While waiting for an answer, he lets out an alarming amount of smoke. "Look, Noelle, even if I don't want to admit it, is like a daughter. ok? Her siblings and father wanted nothing to do with her, so I feel kinda linked to her. So whoever made her cry, go apologize or I will throw your ass out the window." He shot one last glare at his squad. 

"I need to take a dump again." And with that Yami was gone.

"Asta! Go apologize la!" said an always-hungry Charmy.

"EEEHHHH! Shouldn't Miss Vanessa apologize too?! She's the one who told me to go there knowing she was naked!" Asta yelled out, freaking out during his rant.

"Whatever midget, just go apologize already!" Vanessa said, a snoring Finral blocking her from getting up.

And with that, Asta was on his way to Noelle's room.

Thank you for reading everyone, I like the idea of Yami thinking of Noelle as his daughter so I put it in!

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