We woke up this morning and got right to work. We started working on the staircase for our fortress, and it looked pretty damn good. We just cut a bunch of tables in half and stacked them, glueing them with Flex Glue™. Some of the people from the other fort came over to check on us. We decided to call their fort "Returns" because the sign above the fort says that. We decided to call the forts whatever is on the signs. The closes sign to us says "beds" so we decided to make it a sort of hotel. More people arrived today, and we can't build them bedrooms yet so we let them stay in "beds." It is like a little hotel.
But tonight, those employee things tracked us. The reached through holes in the wall while saying that stupid line over and over.
"The store is now closing. Please exit the building."
They others were oddly prepared. They had homemade spears, baseball bats, table legs, it was beautiful. I even killed some myself. Tomorrow we have to clear the bodies though, I guess the dead ones attract more. I need to go to bed now. Hopefully I don't wake up dead. Ikea is weird when there is no end to it.
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Scp 3008: The endless IKEA
Horror22 year old Thomas Brown found himself at his local IKEA store, but quickly got lost wandering around. The endless shelves seem like a labyrinth that will never end. Suddenly the lights go out. And when Thomas goes to an employee for help, he is fac...
