Nerves [All Might x Male reader]

A night out

[I'm really sad and gay so prepare your stupid gay ass because I'm a useless faggot uwu]

I woke up to my phone ringing, playing SpOwOky OwOky. I hate that I made that Shouta's fucking ringtone. I picked up my phone with a little chuckle and muttered a hello.

"Hey, me n' Zash are heading out, just figured we'd call to make sure you're not asleep," Shouta said blankly on the other end. I could hear Hizashi in the background.

"Well, good thing you called 'cuz I was passed the fuck out," I laughed a little, "I'll see you guys there."

I heard Eraser yell a little and Mic practically screaming into the phone, "I BET YOU CAN'T BEAT US THERE!!" Why is he always yelling.

I laughed, "I probably can't but I'll be damned if I don't try!" I yelled back daringly. He said "Bet" and hung up the phone.

I smiled and threw my phone down onto my bed, throwing on some clothes as quickly as possible, but still trying because Rinka will stab me if I show up looking like a hobo.

I snatched up my phone and my keys, checking myself in the mirror quickly and running out the front door.

Shockingly, I pulled up to the bar just a few seconds before Pencil Ass and Microphone Dick.

"EYYYYY, (Y/N)!!" Hizashi screamed, already on Shouta's nerves. Nemuri jokingly suggested putting Mic on a leash, and now Eraser has his scarf wrapped around him.

I yawned, walking in with the two. I snickered as Nemuri basically started jumping on the table gesturing for the three of us to go over there.

"Y'all haven't even had anything yet and you're crazy," I snickered.

"We thrive on chaos in this realm," Emi laughed while sitting down next to her girlfriend. Oh, wait, that's Nemuri. This is a rewrite so I'm forcing myself to go by the same exact plot as the original so yeah they're lesbians together uwu.

I took a seat in between Toshinori and Rinka. Rinka was uncharacteristically quiet, which normally wouldn't be strange but she's surrounded by crackhead sunshine rainbow people so it's kind of weird right now.

I tapped her shoulder and she sort of jumped up a little. "What's up?" I asked her.

"Nothin'...," She looked away as if she was about to burst into laughter. I don't know if she pranked me or something in my sleep or if she just finds the Hell that is our friend group funny. Probably both.

"Mk," I mumbled, looking around the bar. It's Friday night, this place is extra packed. But, hey, at least this'll be worse than tomorrow morning.

I sighed, not being able to focus on anything. I briefly hear people's thoughts. 'I don't wanna be here,' 'leave me alone,' The usual you'd expect to hear in a packed bar. My head is pounding already and I haven't even had anything to drink yet.

Toshinori turned to me, put his hand on my shoulder, and muttered to me, "Congrats on getting the job at UA. I'm proud of you." I just grinned at him in response.

I only have two years of experience as a psychiatrist, plus I kind of only became a psychiatrist because I got expelled from UA, so I'm surprised they hired me as a counselor there. I wouldn't have even applied for the job, but nowhere else would hire me. Plus, they seemed pretty desperate for someone to full the position.

Although my quirk has more downsides than anything, in a room with only one person, I can tell what they're thinking and feeling and help then through it without them having to really talk all that much. It can be difficult to put feelings into words. If they don't like that, they're able to leave at any time.

Then again, it's not like I have a choice in knowing what they're thinking, but I feel like I've made the best of my quirk. I'm still helping people, aren't I?

Nemuri set some drinks on the table, the noise making me snap out of my thoughts. While I was spacing out, she had gotten everyone's drinks. Lucky thing she knows what I like.

I looked at her as she sat down, thanking her quietly. She didn't hear me, her, Emi and Hizashi are busy testing Shouta's patience. He looks like he's about to bitch slap someone, it's actually really funny.

Toshinori just sat there quietly, taking a sip of what Nemuri retrieved for him, Rinka texted her girlfriend, and I just kind of sat there. My head hurts so fucking bad, I wish for nothing but death.

[I just remembered that Rinka and her girlfriend were actually based on my brother and his girlfriend at the time that I first wrote this, and that makes me upset like uhh ew bro. Anyway, I may or may not have put this random chunk here just because of writers block, I would never do such a thing. Fr tho 1000 words of gay + being a dumb gay dumbass who has 500 other things he wants to do with the story but has to throw in filler for the sake of the story's quality and keeping it from being a random mess of chaos and gay sex, it's difficult ngl. Anyway!]

I glanced at Toshinori as he took another sip of his drink. Who the fuck is mentally playing SpOwOky OwOky? Why? I made a face of confusion as I took a drink of what Nemuri got me. Hizashi looks like he's trying really hard to focus. It's him, isn't it?

"Mic, I swear to God, if you're the one playing SpOwOky fucking OwOky I'm going to punch you in the face," I laughed.

"I won't stop him," Shouta said to him bluntly.

Hizashi laughed nervously, trying to change the subject. I flicked his fucking eyelid, who the fuck flicks someone's fucking eyelid what the fuck, and laughed, sitting back in my chair. He kept going. I hate him, he knows I won't do anything but that. Seriously though, who in the fresh Kentucky fried fuck flicks someone in the fucking EYELID, what is wrong with you, bro?

As I sat back, Nemuri clapped her hands, drawing the attention of the other at the table.

"Sorry, I was just thinking, when (y/n) and, uh, Toshinori were expelled, they never told us why. In fact, when I asked you two, Toshi got really defensive, and (y/n) got super sad. What did you guys do?" She laughed.

[My life hurts so I'mma leave it here uhhh penis]