This is by no means true by the way I hope it will never happen xx
Joe's pov:
Me and Dianne were putting the twins to bed and I was, reading them a story called the very messy monkey and as the title was messy monkey I said to them ohhh mummy's very messy as a joke but Di was having none of it and stormed off to our bedroom great guess I'm sleeping on the sofa tonight...(private conversation between Amy and Dianne)
Thesavageaussieone~I'm coming to live with you!!
Thesavagewelshone~why??
Thesavageaussieone~because me and Joe had a massive argument and I don't want to upset the kids so I'm taking them too
Thesavagewelshone~so you're leaving Joe on his own???
Thesavageaussieone~yup anyway ill see you soon
Thesavageaussieone~Ok then
Thesavageaussieone~it'll be nice to get Alice and Logan out the house for a while to see Mhairi and Jayden
Thesavagewelshone~Ok Ben will love that 😂
Thesavageaussieone~ye he'll have more pals to watch peppa pig with 😂 x
Thesavagewelshone~at one point the kids were in bed and supposedly he "forgot" to change it onto grown up programs 😂 x
Thesavageaussieone~sounds about right well send him to Joe 😂 x
Thesavagewelshone~nooo we can't torture Joe like that you love him really x
Thesavageaussieone~trueee but dont you love Ben
Thesavagewelshone~yes I love him but he gets annoying sometimes 😂 x
Thesavageaussieone~why don't u just take Joseph with me x
Thesavagewelshone~they can watch peppa together whilst we look after the kids 😂 x
Thesavageaussieone~Ok were on our way tell Ben x
Thesavagewelshone~Ok x
(back to the normal group chat)
Bensfault~Amessssssssss
Thesavagewelshone~whatttttttt
Bensfault~this is tortureeeeee
Thesavagewelshone~what's tortureeee
Bensfault~Mhairi said she doesn't want to watch peppa pig and wants to watch Ben and Hollyyyyy
Thesavagewelshone~I thought you didn't watch it with herrrrr
Bensfault~I don't but Ben is my name and she keeps shouting daddy in the screen daddy in the screennnnnn
Thesavagewelshone~haha that's my girllllll
Bensfault~Ames please come tell her I'm not in the screeennnnnn
Thesavagewelshone~no ill come and make Jayden join innnnnn
Thesavageaussieone~this is hilarioussssss
Thesavagewelshone~I knowwwww
Bensfault~Dianne you're not coming here unless you help meeeee
Thesavageaussieone~ok fine Mhairi Daddy's not in the screennnn
Bensfault~the kid is 2 she can't readddd
Thesavagewelshone~yes she can and also Dianne you're on my side he can't control who's in the house I have a say toooo
Thesavageaussieone~it's ok were almost at yours anywayyyy