No present under the tree
Santa did forget me
Or maybe I am truly a horrible kid
On the naughty list precisely!
Damn this stupid thing
Why them and not me?
Seasoned on top lives the Grinch
He steals, he returns
I steal, I do not return
And there lies my crime
Nestled beside the wine
Drink, drink to me
Laugh, not sing
Speaks the greedy beast
And then he lays himself besides me
