Midoriya: A hero's musical

Katsuki Bakugo, sir and my shot

[Company:]
1776. New York City.

[Midoriya:]
Pardon me. Are you Katsuki Bakugo, sir?

[Bakugo:]
That depends. Who's asking?

[Midoriya:]
Oh, well, sure, sir
I'm Izuku Midoriya, I'm at your service, sir
I have been looking for you

[Bakugo:]
I'm getting nervous

[Midoriya:]
Sir…
I heard your name at Princeton. I was seeking an accelerated course of study when I got sort of out of sorts with a buddy of yours. I may have punched him. It's a blur, sir. He handles the financials?

[Bakugo:]
You punched the bursar

[Midoriya:]
Yes!
I wanted to do what you did. Graduate in two, then join the revolution. He looked at me like I was stupid, I'm not stupid.
So how'd you do it? How'd you graduate so fast?

[Bakugo:]
It was my parents' dying wish before they passed

[Midoriya:]
You're an orphan. Of course! I'm an orphan
God, I wish there was a war!
Then we could prove that we're worth more
Than anyone bargained for…

[Bakugo:]
Can I buy you a drink?

[Midoriya:]
That would be nice

[Bakugo:]
While we're talking, let me offer you some free advice
Talk less

[Midoriya:]
What?

[Bakugo:]
Smile more

[Midoriya:]
Ha

[Bakugo:]
Don't let them know what you're against or what you're for

[Midoriya:]
You can't be serious

[Bakugo:]
You wanna get ahead?

[Midoriya:]
Yes

[Bakugo:]
Fools who run their mouths off wind up dead

[Todoroki:]
Yo yo yo yo yo!
What time is it?

[Todoroki/Aoyama/Kirishima:]
Show time!

[Bakugo:]
Like I said…

[Todoroki:]
Show time! Show time! Yo!
I'm Shoto Todoroki in the place to be!
A two pints o' Sam Adams, but I'm workin' on three, uh!
Those redcoats don't want it with me!
'Cause I will pop chick-a pop these cops 'til I'm free!

[Aoyama:]
Oui oui, mon ami, je m'appelle Aoyama!
The Lancelot of the revolutionary set!
I came from afar just to say "Bonsoir!"
Tell the King "Casse toi!" Who's the best?
C'est moi!

[Kirishima:]
Brrrah brraaah! I am Ejiro Kirishima
Up in it, lovin' it, yes I heard ya mother said, "Come again?"