Midoriya: A hero's musical

a Winters ball/ Helpless

[Bakugo:]
How does the bastard, orphan, son of a whore
Go on and on
Grow into more of a phenomenon?
Watch this obnoxious, arrogant, loudmouth bother
Be seated at the right hand of the father
All Might hires Midoriya right on sight
But Midoriya still wants to fight, not write
Now Midoriya's skill with a quill is undeniable
But what do we have in common?
We're reliable with the

[All men:]
Ladies!
[Bakugo:]
There are so many to deflower!
[All men:]
Ladies!
[Bakugo:]
Looks! Proximity to power
[All men:]
Ladies!
[Bakugo:]
They delighted and distracted him
Mitsuki Bakugo named her feral tomcat after him!
[Midoriya:]
That's true!

[Full Company:]
1780
[Bakugo:]
A winter's ball
And the Yaoyorozu sisters are the envy of all
Yo, if you can marry a sister, you're rich, son
[Midoriya:]
Is it a question of if, Bakugo, or which one?

[Midoriya/Bakugo/Todoroki:]
Hey
Hey
Hey hey

[Midoriya/Bakugo/Todoroki/All women (except Ochako):]
Hey hey hey hey

[Ochako (all women):]
Oh, I do I do I do I (Hey hey hey hey)
Dooo! Hey! (Hey hey hey hey)
Oh, I do I do I do I (Hey hey hey hey)
Dooo! Boy you got me (Hey hey hey)

[Ochako and women:]
Helpless!
Look into your eyes, and the sky's the limit
I'm helpless!
Down for the count, and I'm drownin' in 'em

[Ochako:]
I have never been the type to try and grab the spotlight
We were at a revel with some rebels on a hot night
Laughin' at my sister as she's dazzling the room
Then you walked in and my heart went "Boom!"
Tryin' to catch your eye from the side of the ballroom
Everybody's dancin' and the band's top volume

[Ochako and women:]
Grind to the rhythm as we wine and dine

[Ochako (all women):]
Grab my sister and whisper, "Yo, this one's mine" (Ooh)
My sister made her way across the room to you (Ooh)
And I got nervous, thinking, "What's she gonna do?" (Ooh)
She grabs you by the arm, I'm thinkin' "I'm through" (Ooh)
Then you look back at me, and suddenly I'm...

Helpless!
Oh, look at those eyes (Look into your eyes, and the sky's the limit)
Oh! Yeah, I'm helpless, I know
(Down for the count and I'm drownin' in 'em)
(I'm helpless!)
I'm so into you, I am so into you
(Look into your eyes, and the sky's the limit)
(I'm helpless!)
I know I'm down for the count and I'm drownin' in 'em

[Midoriya:]
Where are you taking me?

[Momo:]
I'm about to change your life

[Midoriya:]
Then by all means, lead the way

[Ochako:]
Ochako Yaoyorozu
It's a pleasure to meet you

[Midoriya:]
Schuyler?

[Momo:]
My sister

[Ochako:]
Thank you for all your service

[Midoriya:]
If it takes fighting a war for us to meet, it will have been worth it

[Momo:]
I'll leave you to it

[Ochako and women:]
One week later

[Ochako:]
I'm writin' a letter nightly
Now my life gets better, every letter that you write me
Laughin' at my sister, 'cause she wants to form a harem

[Momo:]
I'm just sayin', if you really loved me, you would share him

[Ochako (all women):]
Ha!
Two weeks later in the living room stressin' (stressin')
My father's stone-faced while you're asking for his blessin' (blessin')
I'm dying inside, as you wine and dine
And I'm tryin' not to cry 'cause there's nothing that your mind can't do (Ooh)

My father makes his way across the room to you (Ooh)
I panic for a second, thinking, "We're through" (Ooh)
But then he shakes your hand and says, "Be true" (Ooh)
And you turn back to me smiling, and I'm...

(Hey!)
Helpless!
(Look into your eyes, and the sky's the limit)
I'm helpless, hoo
(Down for the count and I'm drownin' in 'em I'm helpless!)
Yes mommy, that boy is mine
(Look into your eyes, and the sky's the limit)
(I'm helpless!)
Helpless!
Down for the count and I'm drownin' in 'em

[Midoriya:]
Ochako, I don't have a dollar to my name
An acre of land, a troop to command, a dollop of fame
All I have's my honor, a tolerance for pain
A couple of college credits and my top-notch brain
Insane, your family brings out a different side of me
Asui confides in me, Momo tried to take a bite of me
No stress, my love for you is never in doubt
We'll get a little place in Harlem and we'll figure it out
I've been livin' without a family since I was a child
My father left, my mother died, I grew up buckwild
But I'll never forget my mother's face, that was real
And long as I'm alive, Ochako, swear to God
You'll never feel so…

[Midoriya (Ochako) {all women}:]
{Helpless!} (I do I do I do I do!) Ochako...
{Helpless!} (I do I do I do I do!) I've never felt so
{Helpless!} (Hey, yeah, yeah!)
{Down for the count and I'm drownin' in 'em}
(Down for the count and I'm)
My life is gon' be fine 'cause Ochako's in it {Helpless!}
(I look into your eyes, and the sky's the limit)
{Helpless!}
(I'm) {Helpless!}
{Down for the count and I'm drownin' in 'em}

[*wedding march plays*]

[All women:]
In New York you can be a new man
In New York you can be a new man
In New York you can be a new man

[Ochako:]
Helpless