Groupchat ~ Armys, bffs, and chaos

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"Hey hottie, wanna fuck?"

"Pay up"

So here Crystal was, at the Tim Hortons drive-thru window, wanting to eat a grilled cheese sandwich but now horny as fuck.

"You're hot, wanna fuck?"

"This is the seventh time, NO"

"Here Youtube! This is how our hate to love relationship started! I wanted a grilled cheese sandwich but now I want a sexy Tim Hortons worker's dic-"

"Oh my god, I'll give you my number! Just leave!"

"I'll facetime you, if it's not you, I'll be back" Crystal replied with a 'sexy' wink which was more a face scrunch.

"OKAY NOW LEAVE"

"I didn't get your name gorgeous boy?"

"Ryder" The worker stated, with an eye-roll, obviously worn-out from the annoying and, not gonna lie, pretty girl.

"Well Ryder Imma ride you," Crystal said, smirking.

"Sorry, I don't get controlled bubba," Ryder said, dominance radiating off of him. Crystal giggled a bit, trying to hide the fact that she was blushing (and possibly internally dying from hotness) from the undeniably cute name.

"Okay, we'll see about that..." Crystal smirked while stating. "Ooo damn thanks for the grilled cheese, here's $5.29 keep the change." Crystal said, winking and, god-damn finally, driving off.

"...But there's literally no change bitch" Ryder muttered, questioning his existence to nobody in particular.

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"OKAY FEMALE AND MALE DOGS LISTEN UP HERE. I GOT A DATE AND I WANT PIZZA" Crystal yelled once she got to the big-ass dorm.

You're probably wondering, 'Wait, they had their own dorms what the fuck?' Well guess what bitches. Blackmailing is pretty handy. Just give it up for Noah, he's the king at it. But no, he was cool with his dorm but Natasha does have an upper hand and you can guess what happened once she threatened Noah to hide all his candy. So in conclusion: Candy helps more than blackmailing but you can always mix the two together in an expensive-ass mixer.

Anyways,

"DOMINOES OR PIZZA HUT," Crystal asked everybody.

"Both obviously," Riyanna stated, without even sparing a glance at the poor, loud girl.

Crystal dialed Pizza Hut. "Hey Hut how ya doin'? Oh my gosh, it's so hard being a vegetarian you know? Yeah, you get me? Oh my gosh thank you! Like every day I get up and go look for some dead animals to eat but all I find are carrots and broccoli. Oh also, I'd like two half chicken and half pepperoni pizzas, please.  Oh em gee, are you being racist? Bitch, what do you think I've been saying, of course, I'm a vegetarian! The pizzas are obviously for me and my friends dumbass. S. M. H. Finally oh my gosh! Oh also, can you give me the phone number to Dominoes? I would search it up but might as well ask you right? Shut up now go get Dominoes to make the second pizza for me! Honey, do you want me to put a bad rating for you? Cause' right now, you obviously can't afford that seeing as you're a thirty-year-old woman working in a pizza place. OH and because of your ratings like, bitch I shouldn't have ordered from you what the heck. Make the pizza sweetheart or you gon' get fired." Crystal ended the call rather 'quickly' and angrily. 

"Crystal, you're finally getting some sense into the small head aren't ya?" Trinity asked, completely proud of the outburst the 'innocent and sweet' girl had. 

Innocent my ass, you should've seen her at that drive-thru.