⚠️This chapter contains TLEA spoilers, proceed with caution⚠️
*a small note falls from the sky*
*I grab it and read the ship*Me: Oooooo, this is a good one!
Dot: What is it?!
Tedros (whispering to himself): Please not me and Sophie, please not me and Sophie, please not me and So-
Me: Well, it's none other than...
*claps hands in air twice*
*a big title appears with the words 'Rophie' on it*
*a spotlight appears on Sophie*
*claps hands in the air 5 times*
*a grave appears*Me: So..?
*Agatha turns pale*
Sophie *looks up at spotlight*: I always was meant to be here.
Tedros: So let me get this straight, WE SPENT ABOUT 3 YEARS TRYING TO KILL THIS GUY, AND YOUR'E JUST GOING TO CASUALLY BRING HIM BACK ALIVE FOR A SHIP?!
Me: Yup.
Tedros: I swear to god if you clap those hands.
Me: Hehe
*claps hands 7 times*
*the dirt magically disappears from the grave and Rafal pulls himself out*Rafal *looking at Sophie*: YOU! I'M GOING TO KILL YOU!
Me: *snaps fingers*
*Rafal loses all his magic*Rafal: What just happened?
Dot: You're in a ship!
Rafal: Wait a second, what's a ship?
Xxxxxxxxxxxxx time skip to once we tell him what a ship is xxxxxxxX
Rafal: How can people ship us if she killed me?
Me: He's got a point.
Sophie: But you tried to kill everyone.
Rafal: Not you though, and we could have ruled the world together.
Dot: That's sweet.
Hester: No it's not Dot, it really isn't.
Dot: I know that I'd die for their love.
Hort: What the-
Me: Anyways do you guys ship or not?
Tedros: No.
Agatha: Nope. Never. 100% no. Absolutely not. Of course not-
Hort: I don't ship.
Nicola: Me neither.
Kiko: I don't, but they're still really cute together!
Hester: No, we'd be dead if they were still together.
Anadil: True.
Dot: I ship 110%
Me: Me too!
*Silence*
Me: Wait...where's Sophie and Rafal?
Hort: They're over there.
*everyone turns to see Sophie flirting with Rafal in the corner*
Agatha: *shakes head in disappointment*
Tedros: Make sure to comment what ship you'd like to see next.
Anadil: Bye.