Sophie x Cucumbers (Cuphie?)

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*note falls from the sky*

*Hester's demon jumps out of her back, soars up, catches the note, and goes back down giving it back to Hester*

Hester *patting her demon's head*: Good job boy, now we can finally see what's this time's letter....*slowly opens letter*

*sirens ring out of nowhere*

*Hester drops the note out of surprise*

*I take the note before it hits the ground*

Me: Nuh uh uh, no one can open the letter except moi.

Hester: Dang it.

Me: *opens the letter and starts laughing*

Nicola: What's wrong?

Hort: I knew she was going to break at some point.

Me: You guys are going to love this one.

*claps hands in the air twice*
*a big title appears with the words 'Cuphie' on it*
*a spotlight appears on Sophie*

Agatha: Who starts with a 'Cu'?

Tedros: I have no idea.

Me: You're all asking the wrong question. It's not 'who' it's 'what'.

Kiko: Huh?

*claps hands in the air 4 times*
*a bowl of cucumbers land in Sophie's hands*

Me *jazz hands*: Tada!!

Hester: Sophie is shipped with a bowl of cucumbers??

Me: Yup!

Sophie: You know what?...this is not that bad. *starts eating cucumbers*

Tedros: You're literally eating the thing you're shipped with.

Sophie: It's for my skin.

Hort *whispering to himself*: I can't believe a cucumber beat me.

Nicola: What did you say?!

Me: So, do you guys ship or not?

Tedros: I ship.

Agatha: It's a cucumber, so no.

Hester: I don't think I ship.

Anadil: I agree.

Sophie: I like it, i ship.

Dot: Me too!

Kiko: Um, I don't ship.

Nicola: I kinda ship.

Hort: No.

Me: I ship, they're the perfect couple!

Tedros: Make sure to comment what ship you'd like to see next.

Me: Bye!

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