Elfo's Woes

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"Hi, I'm Elfo." A short, ugly elf-like creature introduced itself to a ladybug on the ground. This creature sported a ragged red shirt and brown shorts, with stupid pointy brown shoes. The bug glanced at the being and looked back to where it was heading. "Awe, its so cute and peaceful." The green thing sighed, its ugly ears flapped in the wind as it looked clos-

"Shut the hell up Luci! I can hear you muttering under your breath! I said to write my life story, not about how I look." It smelled awful, a putrid stench of burnt mushrooms with a hint of dead cow, who knows how long its been since it showered, or does the poor thing ooze that disgusting-

"LUCI!!!" The goblin had noticed the red insect disappeared, "Huh?" and was now crawling on its hideous green calves and about to-"AHHHH"(don't know what exactly to put here blah blah blah) The elf-thing-"Kill it! Kill IT."-swatted at the bug to no avail, the bug was sure to wi- "Someone get this thing off me!" -n. It, being the green flailing baby, fell on its ass and cried, while it was wailing a large lady groaned in annoyance at the small creature, possibly tempted to drop kick it off of a cliff. As she looked the narrator/storywriter directly in the eyes, she drew closer until she reached to grab them by the ne-

"Stop terrorizing Elfo, Luci. And Elfo, come here."

"Please help me Bean, there's a bug on me and its going to bite me!" Elfo raised his arms, Bean dropped the small, black, cat-like demon and grabbed on to Elfo, brushing the Elf-hybrid off with her hand.

"Better?" Bean sarcastically smiled and Elfo looked down and timidly put his fingertips together with an awkward smirk. Bean dropped him on the ground and begun to walk towards her castle home from the forest. She looked back and two figures sat on the ground and stared back at her blankly.