crackhead incorrect kpop quotes

chapter one

one day, in seoul, south korea

taeyong: walks into the living room

ten: oh hey!

taeyong: how the FUCK did you get in here

ten: oh the window was open!

taeyong: it wasn't o-

ten: oh thank you for letting me stay! so i was thinking-

taeyong: ten-

ten: that we could go out? tomorrow?

taeyong: i actually have pl-

ten: does 3pm work good for you?

taeyong: IM GOING OUT WITH YUTA!

ten: gives taeyong the side eye and whispers like spongebob in pizza delivery episode,, yuta.

yuta: walks in, oh! hey ten!

ten: glares while crossing his arms and looking away, dont you have SICHENG to take care of?

yuta: actually, hes with yangyang right now-

ten: i didnt ask. anyways so taeyong-

(the next day, ten, taeyong, and yuta are hanging out)

taeyong: ten, stop trying

ten: trying to do what?

yuta: what is-

ten: shush it, japanese boy

yuta: i-

taeyong: STOP TRYING TO DATE ME BRUH OMFG

ten: remember baby dont stop? you didnt tell me to stop!!

yuta: what the f-

taeyong: THAT WAS ONE FUCKING TIME TEN OMFG

yuta: imma just go-

ten: NO STAY!! cause i'm sure that once you get back from your little date that taeyongs gonna tell you aaaaaalllllll about how much he likes you-

taeyong: BRUH ST-

ten: no no, let me finish. he's gonna tell you ALL about how much he loves your eyes and imma be in the corner (he starts crying) CRYING CAUSE I MISS MY BABY TAEYONG

taeyong: ten, calm down

ten: (still crying) IM NOT GONNA CALM DOWN!

yuta: doing naruto signs in the corner

taemin, walking into taeyongs apt: hey taeyong whats u-

ten: GET OUT BITCH GODDAMN IM TRYNA HAVE A MOMENT

meanwhile, jongin and baekhyun looking through the cameras of taeyongs mf apartment: these some funny ass bitches lemme tell y'all

taeyong: taemin, please help me ten is-

ten: TEN IS WHAT? A PSYCHO?

taeyong: actually yes, that's what i was gonna s-

ten: WELL SHIT IDK WHAT TO SAY.