chapter two:

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the next day:

taeyong: ten, i'm s-

ten: save it. i know you never loved me. (he turns around dramatically)

taeyong: i am s-

ten: youre what?

taeyong: I AM S-

ten: i'm sorry what do you mean?

taeyong, putting his hand over tens mouth: IF YOUD LET ME FINISH

yuta, walks in: i made cookies!

ten: WERE HAVING A MOMENT!

yuta: that's a moment?

ten: YES, YES IT IS YUTA!

taeyong: (is silent with his hand over tens mouth)

yuta: that's kinky as shit, remember when you did that to me yesterd-

ten: (stands up dramatically)
WHATTTTTTTT

taeyong: baby it's not w-

ten: YOU PROBABLY CALL YUTA THAT!

yuta: actually, he calls me baby b-

ten: I DIDNT ASK YOU JAPANESE FUCKER! GET OUT

taeyong: it's technically my h-

ten: DID I ASK YOU YOU (gets turned on) hot... sexy... fucker...

yuta: imma just g-





(random crackhead moments that are NOT related to the story line of tae, ten, and yuta.)

Taeyong dresses up as a kitten : hi :3
Ten : im done w u
Winwin : pls kys pls pls kysss
Doyoung : my virgin eyes
Jisung : OMG kitty come her
Jaehyun : yes
chenle : Is he ok
Yukhei : pls bend

(moment two)

yuta, siting in his bed,
taeyong, sitting in his bed
ten, sitting in his bed
awkward silence, ten and yuta tensefully staring at eachother, ten with a bat, yuta with a hammer, taeyong sitting there confused, yuta and ten boutta hit each other
doyoung: SHUT THE FUCK UP ITS 3AM GO TO SLEEP!

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