chapter four

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Taeyong : suck my dick
Ten : i.think....im STRAIGHT bro
Taeyong : leave this entertainment right now

Yukhei : hi
Doyoung : NO I CANNOT STARE AT U GETOUT OF HERE U GAY FREAK FUCKINF DAMN LEAVE FOT FUCK SAKE KYS
Winwin : brooo chilllll
Jisung : what Is he saying
Renjun : theyre probably fucking w words????

yukhei watching porn hub : yes fucj shake that ass girl
Doyoung : at least hes straight

jaehyun: eating a sandwich
taeyong bursts in with a bunch of police officers
jaehyun, panicking: taeyong wtf is going on
taeyong: that's the man who stole my heart !
cop: oh god.

Jeno : hi
Jaemin : yes pls finger m-
jisung : what are they saying
Renjun : IDEK???? DO U THINK I UNDERSTAND

johnny: hey about that love letter you sent me
mark: did you like it?
johnny: in the 4th sentence...
mark: yeah that's where i got really emotional and-
johnny: you forgot a comma.
mark: stares
yuta, in the corner: HA BITCJ YOU FORGOT THE FUCKING COMMA!

Jaemin : hey how was your hot dog
Mark : has no words.....when u put It in ur mouth
Jaemin : i do that w my dick....sex

taehyung: baby mochi!
jimin: i stg if you call me that one more FUCKING time imma rip that weave off ya head.
taehyung: wh-
jimin: ....only papa mochi calls me baby mochi..

yuta: i am...... (baby voice) yuta!
mark: amazing, show stopping, never seen before, beautiful, spectacular

nct 127 recording kick it:
taeyong: let me introduce you to some new thongs
mark and johnny rushing to taeyong: ITS NOT THONGS, ITS THANGS






johnny, getting ready for the kick it mv: yes i'm ready.
mark, at the doorframe: who allowed you to look like this? double cheeked up on a thursday afternoon?
johnny: mark, you know my ass is flat, why clown me?
mark: cause it's funny to see the stupid look on your face when i roast tbe fuck outta you 😭😭

kai: mark why tf r u smiling
mark: why- can't i just be happy ?
lucas: ten tripped and fell in the parking lot

ten: when taeyong said "stop baby don't stop" i felt that.
taeyong, leaning forward in his seat: that's not the only thing you felt that night lemme tell you that

chenle: can you not stand so close ? you're making me claustrophobic
jisung: what does that mean
jaemin: it means he's afraid of santa claus
jisung: hohoho
jaemin: jisung stop ur scaring him

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