Pairing: El Desperado/FC/Hiromu
Category: Smut
Word Count: 918
Warnings: language, smut, m/f/m threesome
"I'm too sober for this"
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Would figure the exact person he was attempting to stay far away from would wander into this out of the way hole in the wall bar Desperado thought with irritation as Hiromu Takahashi burst through the door with a pretty little thing in tow.
"Desperado!" Hiromu shouted exuberantly as he caught sight of his nemesis. "Look Hana-chan! Despy is here!" Hiromu pushed Hana into the stool next to Desperado and then slid on the one beside her.
"Go away Hiromu." Desperado growled tossing back the rest of his whisky and signaling for another.
"No Despy. I'm bored." Hiromu pouted. "Nobody wants to play with me today."
"I wonder why," Was Desperado's pointed response. "Besides, why don't you play with her?" He waved vaguely in Hana's direction.
Hiromu grinned widely and leaned over Hana's body to peer at Desperado.
"Oh I am going to play." Hiromu promised. "I want to play a game. And I need someone to play with me."
Desperado stared dispassionately at Hiromu, hoping his thoroughly annoyed expression would be enough to send the man packing. Instead Hiromu just grinned back and him making Desperado huff. He knew it wouldn't be that easy. When Hiromu got something in his head there was no dissuading him and it looked like Desperado was the unfortunate soul subject to his whims tonight.
"I'm too sober for this" Desperado groaned as he gave up, tossing back his full cup of whisky in a frantic gulp and ordering another to immediately down. "What are you up to Hiromu?" He asked warily as the whisky began to warm his body.
Hiromu smiled and pulled a pack of cards from his back packet smacking it down on the bar in front of Hana.
"High card wins. I win I get Hana. You win you get Hana. We tie, we both get Hana." Hiromu said with a grin.
"Hiromu I..." Hana spoke up getting silence by Hiromu's sharp glare.
"Nobody asked for your input Hana-chan. Be a good girl and sit quietly." Hiromu chastised.
"Fine." Desperado asked intrigued despite himself. Hell he had a 2 out of 3 chance of getting laid, even if he did have to share with Hiromu. Wouldn't be all bad. He rolled his eyes in annoyance as Hiromu made a big show out of shuffling the deck, scattering the cards around the bar top like they do in the casinos and mixing them up before theatrically slamming a card face down in front of Desperado and one in front of him.
"After you," Hiromu grinned bowing dramatically as Desperado took another drink and flipped over his card with a frown. 6 of spades. Shitty card he huffed. Hiromu on the other hand looked delighted. Until he looked at his own card, smile falling and nose scrunching in distaste as he flipped it over. 6 of hearts.
"Guess that means we're sharing." Desperado said with a grin. He was pleased with the outcome, especially considering the low card he had.
Hiromu pouted for a brief second, irritated his own game had backfired on him, but then he smiled again.
"Let's go Hana-chan." He said pulling the shell-shocked woman along behind him towards the bathroom. "Desperado and I are going to fuck you now."
This ought to be interesting Desperado thought downing the rest of his fourth tumbler of whisky before pushing off his stool and ambling after the duo. By the time Desperado made his way into the bathroom Hiromu already had Hana naked and on her knees with Hiromu working on removing his own pants.
Desperado leaned against the wall watching as Hana took Hiromu's cock into her mouth, sounds of her sucking filling the small space. Idly toying with his buckle, Desperado opened it and pulled his own cock out, stroking it to erection before stepping up to Hana and grabbing the back of her head. Pulling her free of Hiromu's cock, Desperado pushed her mouth on his own cock grunting as her tongue slid along his length. Narrowing his eyes at Desperado in irritation Hiromu grabbed her head and pulled her back to his cock, pushing it into her throat as she gasped.
"If you didn't want to share you shouldn't have played your stupid game." Desperado growled pulling Hana back to his cock. This continued for several more moments, the men yanking Hana's head around at will as she bent to their will.
"Fine!" Hiromu finally snapped. "I'll just fuck her then." He grumbled under his breath as he moved behind Hana, pulling her to her feet while keeping her bent over Desperado's cock. Pushing her skirt up and panties down Hiromu lined up with Hana's pussy and pushed in violently lurching her further onto Desperado's cock.
No more words were spoken as they settled into an uneasy truce, Hana's body bouncing between the two muscular men as they used her without mercy until they reached their climaxes. As soon as they were dressed Hiromu grabbed Hana's hand and led her from the bathroom.
"Come Hana-chan. Let's go find Naito. He's much more fun to play with." Hiromu said casting a dirty look at Desperado who flipped the middle finger at him with a grin as they disappeared around the corner.
Desperado righted himself and slid back into his stool, signaling for another whisky as he had a long way to go before he was drunk enough to suit him.
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Hiromu Takahashi One Shot Collection
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