Basically some friends and I worshipping Obey Me characters.

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It was a regular day in Devildom. Hisako was roaming the corners of The House of Lamentation, looking for a certain white-haired male. Yes..the Avatar of Greed himself, Mammon.

Mammon had been couped up in Leviathans' room, trying to beat him in a 1v1 fighting game, but he had a losing streak of 20...now 21.

Mammon groaned as he threw the remote on the floor.

"This is stupid!" He said.

"No. You're stupid." Levi said, drinking his juice box.

Beel just sat on the bed, munching on some chips he had stuffed in his pocket, while Belphegor slept in the corner of the room, ignoring Mammon's loud cries.

Suddenly there was a knock at Levi's door.

"Who is the main protagonist of TSL?" Levi asked.

"Henry." The voice spoke.

Mammon's face went red and he quickly hid behind Levi's bed. His heart pounded against his chest as he realized whos voice that was.

"Hey, Hisako!" Beel said, his mouth full of chips.

"Sup Beel. Hey, Levi, you know where Mammon is?" Hisako asked.

"Only if you know where Aussie is." Levi said.

"I actually don't know that one. Aussie could be anywhere..." Hisako sighed.

"Well, I won't give you any info unless you 1v1 me, and beat me." Levi said, waving the second controller Mammon threw, tempting her inner gamer girl.

Hisako calmly sat down next to Levi and she had the controller in her hands, ready to play. Once the two picked their characters, they began to battle.

Hisako ended up winning the first round, smirking triumphally.

"One more round!" Levi said.

Hisako shrugged and picked a different character.

She combined her combos and let Levi get the upper hand, before completely shutting him down when she was at nothing but one percent health.

"She killed you with one percent health...Levi, you're trash." A familiar voice spoke.

Levi looked at the door and saw Aussie, standing in the doorway.

"H-hey! Who told you to come in here! Close the door! You're letting all of the anime vibes out! If you're gonna intrude then close the door behind you!" Levi exclaimed, ignoring the fact he just lost.

"Whatever..." Aussie said and closed the door.

Levi then declared one more round and ended up being defeated once again.

"That was three times Levi, now tell me where Mammon is!" Hisako said.

"Fine...he's behind the bed hiding from you like a scaredy-cat." Levi said.

"I AM NOT A SCAREDY CAT!!" Mammon exclaimed, popping up from behind the bed.

Hisako chuckled and grabbed onto Mammon's arm.

"Let's go Mammon! I have the biggest surprise for you!!" Hisako smiled and dragged him out of Levi's room.

Aussie was currently sitting on the edge of Levi's bed, reading some manga, waiting on the other demons to leave.

Once Belphagor slid out of the room after Beel, Aussie finally stood up and walked over to Leviathan.

"Sup Austin!" Leviathan said.

"Hey." Aussie said.

"You wanna finish up TSL?" Levi asked.

"Sure..." Aussie replied.