Asmodeus is Never Going Out Again Because Luci said No

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Hisako and Mammon had arrived second, after Levi and Aussie.

"FILL THE BOWLS WITH FUJIOSHIS FALALALALA LA LA LA LA! Lucifer and Diavolo were kissing FALaLaLA La LA LA LA LA! I am SO SEXY! I DREAMED ABOUT LICKING BEEL's MASCLes!!!" Asmodeus shouted as they entered The House of Lamentation.

Meanwhile Aussie was confused as hell. He hadn't wished to deal with anything but Levi, and he didn't even want to talk to him.

Hisako threw Asmo on her bed, and groaned.

"Fuck...you're so difficult to deal with when you're drunk." Hisako sighed as she ran a hand through her hair.

Asmodeus then attempted to grab Hisako's aRsE but she swatted his hand away and forced him to drink more water.

"How in the hell hasn't he sobered up at least a little by now?" Hisako asked.

Mammon went to get more water bottles for Asmodeus, and when he came back, he was surely happy with the sight he was seeing.
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"Levi, can you at least tell me what happened?" Aussie asked Levi outside his door.

Aussie heard the anime music stop momentarily and his hopes had awakened, only to crumble when it turned back on and the volume had increased.

Aussie sighed and walked off.

He went into his room and locked the door. Sitting in his chair, he leaned back and turned on his AkuStation 4, and he had joined a party Levi was on.

All of the other players had left the party so it was only him and Levi.

"Levi, please tell me what's wrong." He said into the mic.

The only response he had gotten was a notification that said, "L3V1 has left the party". And once he tried to look for Levi, he found out that Levi had unfriended him.

Aussie's eye widened and he frustratingly played some games, letting out his frustration on kids and adults alike.

"SHUT UP YOU NOOB! YOU DON'T KNOW HOW TO PLAY A GAME YOU FUCKTARD!" He shouted into the mic.
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Mammon's nose bled at the sight before him.

Hisako was bent over, trying to get Kusuo out from under the bed since he was startled by Asmodeus. The fact that she was still in her bunny suit didn't make the situation any better.

"C'mon Ku-Chan! He's asleep now. It's okay..." Hisako said softly as she wiggled around to get Kusuo since he was in the far back, near the wall.

Once she finally got Kusuo, she stood up and looked over at Mammon.

"U-uhm...I brought the water!" He exclaimed.

Hisako smile at him as Kusuo cuddled up in her arms.

"Thanks Boyfriend. Just put it next to the bed, he should be able to drink it whenever he wakes up. Do you have a bathroom in your room?" Hisako asked.

Mammon only nodded, his face going red again.

"Cool. I'll spend the night in your room then!" Hisako said. She set Kusuo in Mammon's arms and grabbed the first pair of pajamas in her dresser. She then got some of her bathroom supplies out of her own bathroom and walked towards Mammon.

"Alright let's go." Hisako said to Mammon.

"Yeah..." Mammon said.

The two walked past Aussie's room and heard him shouting.

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