Hidan x Reader

Settling in

kakuzu moves the big bolder aside, revealing a hidden hideout. damn this place is huge and surprisingly clean for a bunch of villains.
"is this who you wanted?" hidan says dropping you down on a desk.
"ouchhh" you say rubbing your back.
"yes, good job now let us be" who is this guy? "(your name), welcome to the akatuski, i'm pain" he said handing you a red ring
"put this on your right ring finger, it was itachi's before he left"

you place the ring on your finger, noticing it's too big.
"uhh i don't think it-" the ring starts to morph to your exact size.
"speaking of itachi, he was kisame's partner, so you'll be paired up with him. if you want to, here's a list of the current members" you sat down, looking through the list, pain..konan..kakuzu..hidan..kisame..deidara.. sasori..madara..and zetsu. so i got stuck with shark boy, just great.
"thanks i know everyone's face and name now" you say, handing the book back.

"before you go, here's the key to itachi's room. it's to the right of my office" you walked out, in search for the room. taking the key, you slide it into the slot turning it. *click* why won't this key budge out?
"grrr, this damn key" you say through clenched teeth. hidan comes up behind you,
"pft, you should be stronger then that, move aside" he grab ahold of the key, still latched in the hole. he grunts trying to pull it out.
"pft, you should be stronger than that" you say mocking his words. hidan furiously pulls harder, snapping the key in half.

"fuck!" pain stands there, arms cross, rocking his head.
"you idiot, i hope you have a place where she can sleep before i get this fixed. your shit, deal with it" pain walks off to join konan on the couch.
"well, now what i have no place to sleep" you say crossing your arms in despite of hidan. "don't look at me, it's not my fault you asked for my help" he says turning away.
"i didn't ask shit!" you go to punch him in the back of his head, he moves out of the way, sending you to the floor.
"i have a sleeping bag in my room, you can sleep there"
"tsk, i don't want to even be in a six feet range of you"
"fine your problem" he walks off to grab some sake (a japanese alcohol)
"forget me lord jashin" and then he chugged it down. what a weirdo and his fake religion, its always 'lord jashin' this and 'lord jashin' that.

night arrives and your stranded with no bed to sleep in, so you trying staying up through the night. not even making it past one, you rush to hidan room. *knocks*
"hey hidan it's me, (your name). i want to take up on your sleeping bag offer" he opens the door smiling, meeting your eyes with his abs. somebody works out, mh?
"where the sleeping bag at?"
" right here" he says point to the right side of his bed.
"great" you grab it then exit his room.
"whoa whoa whoa, nothing leaves the room, pain-sama's orders"
"fine" you grunt returning back to the room.

your back aches from the hard floor, twisting and turning all night. you let out a grunt along with a sigh.
"fine you can sleep in the bed" hidan says. "hell no...well ok, only because the floor is killing my back" you craw under the covers and rest your head on the soft pillow then turn around to face hidan.
"aren't you going to go sleep in the sleeping bag?"
"you think i want to sleep in that thing?" he scoffs while lying on his back.
"whatever, goodnight" you say closing your eyes also laying on your back.

a moment later and hidan's arm moves, laying over your chest, he lets out a big fake snore. "hidan! stop i'm trying to sleep" you move his arm off of you and drop it on his face. too want to play it that way? you move your body closer to his and waft your hair in his face. he chuckles then pushes you away.