Hidan x Reader

Saving the idiots

you laid on the bed spread eagle style until kisame dragged you to the floor
"wake up already, we have a mission" why now? it's still dark out.
"yeah, yeah" you say while rubbing your head.

kisame threw an akatsuki cloak to you.
"the mission is to save hidan and kakuzu's asses" what?! when did hidan leave? you and kisame run out the hideout.
"luckily they aren't far"
"so what's the stitch?" you ask.
"they're after the two tails, but it's chakra is too strong, so that's where me and you come into play. you have trap it while i slash my sword at it, taking its chakra. the rest is up to kakuzu and hidan"
"that sounds like a hell of a hand full"

you and kisame have been running for a while, reaching closer to them with every second. "we're here" kisame leads you into a building, down a stair case, and into a room with many halls
"over here" hidan waves.
tora, uma, jin, "earth style, dragon bomb jutsu!" a mud dragon arises from the ground and battles the two tails. kisame takes a hit at the two tails, the sword drains some of its chakra. the monster subsided into a women, she gets up slowly.
"i'm just getting started" she laughs, then launching multiple spears into the air.

one of the spears slices right through hidan's chest,
"HIDAN" you yell. he slowly lifts his head, chuckling.
"you son of a bitch" he pulls the spear out which makes blood splatter everywhere.
but how! you should be dead" the lady yells. "i'm IMMORTAL" hidan puffs his chest out making a evil laugh.
"now you DIE, SACRIFICE!" hidan's scythe hits the lady, killing her instantly.
"you dumbass! we need her alive" kakuzu yells.
"piss off, now leave me for my ritual to lord jashin" here we go again, 'jashin this and 'jashin that.

hidan makes a triangle in a circle with his blood then he stabs the lady to the wall. he pierces his self in the chest with metal stake.
next he lays down in the middle of the circle/triangle, acting dead while chanting words. "what in the hell" you say confused as to what's happening.
"hes sacrificing the girl to his lord jashin" kakuzu says. "get confortable, we're going to be here for a while" he sighed.
you sit down on the floor with your face in your palms, kisame and kakuzu do the same thing. so if i would have said no then hidan would have done this with my body? after what seemed like forever, hidan finally gets up,
"alright let's go"
"took you long enough kisame says. all four of us walked out of the building, slugging our shoulders, desperate for sleep. kakuzu let out a big yawn,
"let's rest here, i'm tired"
"good call" you say, throwing your self onto the grass and immediately falling asleep.

you wake up unaware of your surroundings, who's shoulder am i slumped over? you look to your side seeing a jashin necklace and uncovered abs. oh just that idiot hidan again. you didn't say anything because if he knew you were up then you'd have to walk the rest of the way.
"so you two seem close already" said kisame "who's you two" hidan asked.
"you and (your name), i mean first i found her asleep in your room and now you were the first one that offered to carry her"
"so what? that doesn't mean i like her, it called being nice"
"what ever floats your boat hidan"