Hidan x Reader

Scandal

it was sunrise by the time you've arrived. you start busting out laughing when the four of you walk in the hideout. out of shock hidan tossed on the ground.
"what the hell? you were awake the whole time?" hidan says
"haha yeah. thanks for the ride"
"why you dickhead! just how long were you awake for?!"
"i woke up just in time to hear yours and kisame's little chat" hidan blushed red then crossed his arms.

"good. thing you weren't awake when me and hidan were talking"
"shut up kakuzu!" hidan yelled.
why what happened?" you asked.
"oh hidan was just telling me how..."
"I SAID SHUT UP"
"...how he thinks you're cute when you sleep, he also said it was tempting to kiss you last night"
you blush bright pink then accidentally make eye contact with hidan.
"ITS NOT TRUE...I SWEAR TO JASHIN ILL RIP ALL FIVE OF YOUR HEARTS OUT" hidan yells while reaching for kakuzu.
"calm down i was only joking" so it was all just a joke?
"YEAH? WELL IT WASNT A VERY GOOD ONE"
pain steps in between kakuzu and hidan, stoping the fight.
"would you two shut it?" he says.
hidan walks away to the couch frustrated.

you go to the kitchen to make a bowl of ramen, then going to sit on the couch with hidan.
"so if it was joke then why did you blush? i mean your face was all red" you ask.
hidan doesn't anything to you, instead he rests his head on his hand.
"hellooo" you say trying to get his attention. as a last resort to get him to talk you walk over to him and crouch down to his level.
"want some?" you say, poking your chopsticks at his lips. out of frustration hidan slaps the chopsticks out of your hand, sending bits of noodle everywhere. what is his is damn problem?

you walk away, grunting to get more chopsticks then taking the bowl of ramen to your room. shit that's right, half of the key is still stuck in the door. you walk back to the couch,
"still can't get into my room" you say.
still no response from hidan. you grab the remote to watch your favorite show about shinobi who fight to the death.
"ha! asashi would definitely beat harou any day" hidan says. so he talks.
"no way in hell! my bets on harou" you say in response.
"yeah whatever, that little fuck has nothing against asashi"
"oh yeah? well harou possesses all five chakra natures and asadhi doesn't!"
"so what!"

you two argue over who would win the battle and it ends up being harou.
"see i was right!" you do a victory dance in front of hidan then getting up close to his face and sticking your tongue out. "ha ha ha"
hidan couldnt resist any longer with you being this close to his face, so he grabs a hold of you and kisses your lips. he doesn't hold the kiss for much time, instead it was more of an out of reflex kiss. shocked, hidan turns away and you
you look at his blushing face and giggled.

"that was something" you say.
"don't think much of it" hidan said while still looking away. this guy is so confusing! you grunt then walk away to go hang out with konan.