"I'm gonna I wanna was the day I wan known you guys to go back home to my house." Shrek was doing the challenge where he had to press the middle of his suggested bar on his keyboard on his iPhone - 12 + , but since Kyle was being a jerk and threw it away, he had to do the challenge in his head!
"I'm gonna was a great night to sleep well and then we had to get together." Shrek was very angry because he has been trying to do this for 000000000.000000000956418 seconds and couldn't come up with anything!
"I'm gonna was a great night to sleep well and then we had to get together." WAIT HE SAID THE SAME THING?!!
"GRRRRR!!!" Shrek yelled and woke up Kyle who was sleeping in the lava. The very stylish man got up and looked at Shrek in annoyance and sadness.
"Shrek why are you so stupid?" He murmured.
"WAT?! WAT DID U SAY??!!! I KENT HEIR YEW BECUZ THE LAVA IS TOO LAWD!!!!" Shrek yelled.
Kyle could've sworn this ogre was just over exaggerating like wtf. Whatever.
"Ok Shrek listen we've been here for a good 1.028478 hours I think we're good to go-"
"I'm gonna was a good night to see y'all tomorrow and then we can have some fun with ya tomorrow and I will see you guys at all y'all are here bye love y'all!!!!" Shrek still tried the challenge.
"WHY ISNT EET WERKING?!!! HUH?!!" Shrek jumped and that caused the floor to fall so Kyle and Shrek were falling through the earth's crust and down the mantle, probably to the core. When they finally fell onto the core of earth, it looked like that lava place from the space movie: Star Wats, where Anikin and Obey Won fought.
"WAT EEZ DEEZ PLAICE?!" Shrek looked around.
Kyle sighed, hoping there would be an elevator to go back up. "Look Shrek I don't know-"
"I'm gonna was a good night to see-" Shrek got furious as he TRIED FOING THE CHALLENGE BHT IY CONTINUTED TO BE THE DAME THINGS HES DAID ALL YHR YOME SK HE GOT MAD AND THEN STOMPED HIS FOOT. "GRRRAAAAAHAHHHHAHKFNFBJXPSLZNXBXBXNDDMSMDMMMSKOSXI!!!!!!"
"Shrek I got u a special therapy 7 week free trial membership at Kaiser Permanente." Kyle gave the card to Shrek. The ogre looked at it with his eyes that had a pupil and an iris as well as a white eyeball.
"OKAY SO WAT?! HOW IS DEES GOONA HELP ME GET A GEROL FREND ON CLAB PENGUIN?!" He yelled. Suddenly, he saw something. He saw donkey laying on the floor, deflated like a beach ball, just like Kyle warned him earlier...........................................................................^78
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Shrek and the Mosquito
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