Shrek and the Mosquito

DNA

"I'm sure you know what I mean about it and then she was just like a little boy that was a good time." Shrek tried to make a sentence by pressing the middle of his suggested but he still couldn't. "I'm sure you know what I gotta was like omg was the way you to me smile on my god." He still couldn't do it. He was getting frustrated. "I'm not going on the day to the next time you have to get the girls that they have to get swim."
"FINE! I HAYTE MAY NIEW EYEPHONE -12+!!!!!!" Shrek yelled. It was 4:23 and 4 seconds and 0.62748848383 milliseconds in the morning. "GAHHHH GAHHHH AAAH AH AH."
Footsteps were heard as Kyle ran from his room with a spatula in  his left hand that wasn't his dominant hand, it was his recessive. His hand went through natural selection causing his genotype to be hererozygous due to adaptation from the environment, being a better benefit. His skin cells started to replicate 2.098 light speed faster and binary fission rates went up in his body, causing both meiosis and mitosis to both somehow occur in his body due to the radio active waves coming from the sun, they were originally ultra violet waves but Kyle's body has built itself a shield acting like the ozone layer that's over the Earth when tRNA and DNA polymerase made contact and broke the polypeptide chain of amino acids storing the base genes and changing adenine to carbon dioxide, thymine to H20, cytosine to deoxyribose nucleus acid, and guanine to C6H12O6 that helps him photosythesize faster, letting him have the ability to grow a tree on top of his head from the frameshift mutation in his DNA, changing the pattern of his codons, and making his STOP codon not UAG, but FDH instead since H20, deoxyribose and glucose turn into that combination.
"WHATS GOING ON?!" He screamed with a very loud voice crack.
"I KENT MAIK A SENTENCE!!" Shrek yelled.
Kyle SNATCHED his phone and started pressing the middle button.
"I'm sure I wanna was a great time for you and your kids and then we had to a different time together." He got triggered and restarted. "I'm sure you know how much he is doing hw."
"I DID IT SHREK!!" Kyle screamed.
"YAY!!!" Shrek got kawaii eyes and anime blush but he only imagined that's how he looked like in his head because in real life he was green.