Shrek and the Mosquito

Gingerbread boy

"I'm sure you know how much you have been doing and you know what I mean and how much you have been doing." Shrek once again tried to make a sentence on the challenges on Instagram but it didn't work. Kyle was currently walking on the floor that was on earth. As they walked through the hills, the sun started coming up. "I'm not sure what about it omg is this year and how I-"
"GAHHHGAHH!!" Shrek yelled and Kyle slapped him with a spatula before stealing his phone and throwing it in a 1000 mile deep well that was right next to them.
"Kobey!" Kyle yelled happily. "I didn't actually expect it to go in-"
"You STOLE MY IPHONE -12+ AND YOU THREW IT DOWN A WELL!!" Shrek yelled.
Kyle looked at the well and then at Shrek and said "Shrek if you want to rescue Donkey who I'm sure is 1000% dead, you seriously need to stop looking at your phone."
Shrek sighed and ate an onion. A tear streamed down his eye.
Kyle looked at him and said "no need to cry over it."
Shrek have him a confused glance before he informed Kyle that it's just the onion and not feelings. Kyle shrugged and they continued onward.
They walked for about a day or two before they approached a tree. A purple tree.
"Wow! Wha-" Shrek exclaimed as it fell on the gingerbread boy and crushed him into pieces but then a bird came and took him but suddenly, thunder shook the air as and it got dark as mosquitoes swarmed and devoured the bird and gingerbread boy.
"Quick, run down the volcano!" Kyle cried out as he saw a volcano that was a foot away from them. They ran inside and found a little cave away from the magma that streamed inside it.