Eddie groaned linking his arms under Nancy, Nancy sighed. "Stop your complaining you're not giving birth." Eddie nodded. "Yeah, and I won't this close either when you give birth." Nancy groaned. "Why?!" Eddie answered. "I really can't stand the thought of touching you." The birthing class teacher questioned. "Is mummy and daddy having relationship troubles?" Eddie answered. "We can't have relationship troubles if we don't have a relationship." Nancy fake laughed. "So funny Edward! Really! So Mature! Did your boyfriend teach you that one?" Eddie shook his head. "Not my boyfriend and I'm being as mature as I can be!"
The teacher asked. "So, have you two broken up?" Eddie nodded quickly. "Yep!" Nancy sighed. "I don't understand why you have to be such a dick." Eddie stammered. "Me?! You've been a bigger ass than me?!" Nancy said with tears in her eyes. "You broke my heart I have a right to be upset!"
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"Who's taking care of Jane if you're at school?" Beverly questioned Eddie, he hummed. "My mum. Watch her shove like 10 pills down her throat." Beverly laughed a bit as they made their way to there first class, Eddie sat down in his normal spot, Beverly following along.
"Uh, sir? The school office lady said I was transferred into this class?" Eddie looked up spotting the one and only Richard and Rachel Tozier, you may be wondering...are they twins? No. Rachels just godly smart and got pushed up 3 grades so she was in the same year level as her older brother.
Beverly nudged him a little. "I still can't believe you..."
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"Why does he have to be so good with kids?! Like I was just there trying to figure out why she was crying and he was just like "Oh she needs to be burped" LIKE WHO JUST KNOWS THAT.-" Beverly cut her rambling friend off. "And why are you going on about it? Are you gay for Richie?" Eddie shook his head. "I'm not gay! He's just..." Beverly raised an eyebrow. "Just?" Eddie groaned. "So fucking perfect! Like how?!"
Beverly laughed a little. "Are you sure you're not gay for him? Cause perfects a pretty big word?" Eddie flopped back on his bed. "Fine! I'm like...bicurious? Cause of Richie and only Richie! Like the only guy, I've ever had a like...second look at with feelings?! Oh god, what am I saying?!" Beverly jumped up. "You're in love with Tozier!" Eddie shook his head. "Beverly I'm not! He's just a phase! Don't mention this ever again." Beverly groaned. "Fine...can I just ask one thing?" Eddie groaned. "Fine!" Beverly laughed a little sitting next to him. "You ever like...thought of him in a.-" "NOPE!"
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"Shut up Beverly I swear to god." Beverly just smiled nodding. "Fine, fine." Rachel quickly took the only other seat that wasn't next to Eddie forcing Richie to sit there, he mouthed a quick. "I hate you so much right now." To her, he sat down next to Eddie giving a quick. "Hey."
About 10 minutes into the lesson Richie tapped his sister's shoulder who was sitting in front of him. "You got a pen?" Rachel looked at him funny. "Why would I have a pen, Richie?" Richie shrugged turning to Eddie. "Can I borrow a pen?" Eddie raised an eyebrow. "Why are you asking me?" Richie rolled his eyes. "Eds, you're you. I know you have like 5 extra pens." Eddie sighed handing one over. "Fine, ass." Richie laughed. "Love you too."
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Richie groaned. "Dude, shut up!" Eddie laughed barely being able to breathe. "You feel on your ass so hard!" Richie groans with a slight limp. "Shut up! It hurts! Why aren't you worried about me?! I could've busted my ass!" Eddie rolled his eyes laughing. "Ok and? You deserve it." Richie fake groaned grabbing his chest. "Oh, how you wound me, Edward."Eddie laughed grabbing his glasses. "I would like a new Richie, this one's defective." Richie rolled his eyes arriving at his classroom. "Give me back my glasses ass, I need to get to class." Eddie laughed handing them over. "Rhyming? How fun!" Richie rolled his eyes. "I'll see you later, buttface."
Eddie waved laughing. "Bye, dick." He laughed to himself walking down the hall as a presence goes next to him. "Hey, Eds!" Eddie stumbles looking over to see the 13-year-old little sister of Richie Tozier. "Don't call me that, but hello." Rachel smiles. "So, it's ok for Richie to call you it but not me?"
Eddie shakes his head. "Nope, get up at him for it too." Rachel nodded going along with him into science class. "So!" Eddie raised an eyebrow. "What's with all the "so" stuff? We've known each other for a bit Rachel." Rachel shrugged it off looking at him. "I don't know, just...Are you and Richie? Like doing anything?" Eddie answered confused lighting the bunsen burner. "We're friends? If that's what you mean." Rachel shook her head. "No, like...dating?" Eddie shook his head quickly. "Nope! I'm straight Rachel, why?"
Rachel shrugged grabbing a clamp. "Just wondering."
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"So! So! There's a new horror movie out this weekend!" Eddie nodded following Richie along. "Mhmm, and?" Richie mumbled. "So uh, do you want to go with me?" Eddie stopped in his track. "With the others?" "No, just with me." "Come on Richard say it." "Say it.-", "With Bev and I!" Eddie nodded continuing to follow. "Sure!" Richie nodded scolding himself on the inside for stupidly saying with Beverly.
Eddie smiled. "What time? Cause I'll probably have to line my mum up or Nancy." Richie nodded grabbing his phone out. "Saturday night? About 6?" Eddie nods. "That's cool."
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"Alright so! We doing homework?" Richie nodded. "Mhmm, your room?" Eddie nodded as they made there way up, Eddie grabbed out Jane sitting her in his lap. "Alright, so...explain." Richie rolled his eyes. " Explain what?" Eddie answered. "All." Richie rolled his eyes. "No, god no." Eddie groaned. "Boo!"
Richie plumped down next to him. "I'm not doing your homework for you cause you're cute." Eddie rolled his eyes at the "compliment" that was given out to everyone, Richie grabbed out his phone to a message.
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A/N: We're just gonna leave that there ur welcome xx
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Father. // Reddie AU
Fanfiction"Hey, daddy." "Shut up." --- Eddie gets a girlfriend at the end of middle school, only to try and prove he's straight, but it turns south really fast.