batjoke story's

locked up help

( batman needs the jokers help but! The joker is locked up )

joker sat in his cell. once again he was back in arkum asylum. how he got there? isn't that obvious? he killed a few men, kidnaped a few people and tied them to a bomb once again, then fought with batman after he un tied the Gotham citizens. till one day a man in black and pointed ears came in threw the doors saying he wished to speak with the joker. the guards warned him that the joker was acting...strange, but isn't the joker always strange? he is the clown prince of Gotham after all.

~batman pov~

I took it in consideration that the clown was strange he always is. hell hes a psychopathy, strange doesn't suit phycotic. "how is the joker being strange" I asked "well u see batman he just lays there staring into the air being silent or has his eyes closed being silent" the guard said to me. it didn't make sense the joker is usually quiet when hes not fighting me, trying to gain attention or yelling at that clown girl Harley Quinn. what's so different about this quit act? "I still want to see him " I finished getting worried looks from the guards. they opened the hall he was down " do u wish we go wi.." I cut him off " no I'm fine"

~no ones pov~

batman began to walk down the darkish room. the room was barley lit. batman walked down many rooms banes, killer croc, the Riddler, two face, deadshot, scarecrow, mad hatter, penguin, clock king, and Mr. freeze till he hit the jokers cell. "I wonder why the joker is on this side of the ward.. he needs more super vision then the others do" batman thought to himself as he knocked on the cell door only for the joker to open his eyes and remain still. "joker I got a preposition for u" batman said causing the joker to finally lift up and slid off the bed just to walk over to him " and what is the pleaser to see u batsy, and what the preposition" joker finally spoke and a lot of the other villain's gasped finely relived that the joker finally spoke. they were relived that the joker finally spoke only because they thought a non speaking joker had bad intentions. "joker I came to see u because u know how to do things that others don't. and ill tell u the proposition when u agree to come with me " batman said " hah! I cant leave my cell are u dumb or just stupid " joker sassed sticking his tounge out at him threw the bars.

~batman's pov~

I gave a soft sigh "I'm getting u out for a while joker" jokers eyes widen "u will what?!" "shut up" batman said having a guard unlock the door undoing his body hugger that restrained his movement. "if u help me with something then ill knock off some of your time in prison" joker scoffed as he moved a bit "my cloths? I'm not walking around anymore in this orange jumpsuit then I all ready do now" the guard handed him his suit. the joker took it " get lost now.." joker looked at the officers tag "jones "joker finished his sentence and smacked him "wtf u want to get shot!?" "hahahaha shoot me then !" joker cackled "don't shoot him hes sassing u " I chimed in as the guard walked away grumbling. I turned away so the joker could change "so batsy wha" "I told u ill tell u when were out there "i said cutting him off.

~few mins after joker got all the way dressed~

"all right bats I'm done" joker said walking out of the cell. I fallowed behind the joker as we walked down the long hallway. once outside and pasted the arkum asylum gates i told the joker to get into the bat mobile "oh? how fun" he said getting in "now get to the point what is it u want " he said trying to get to the point. I looked at him as I started the car "your the one whos emend to poisonous toxins' " joker looked at him like he was stupid "I'm not poison ivy" that's when I sat there and sighed " fine u know how to not make them exslode" "ivy doesn't either why u bug me " joker said crossing his arms "fine I needed for u to do something, u will see when we get there."