batjoke story's

batman don't share

( picture and title says it all )

Super man was in Gotham city to visit batman one day. Clearly super man was stuck waiting for the night ( is it night or bat? I might need to RE watch all the batman movies and shows) crusader. As super man waited he got a glimpse of a green haired male in a purple suit ' ah the joker ' super man thought flying down and hugs joker from behind. Joker jumped and looked at the male who hugged him ' let me go ' he grumbled ' no ~' super man said as joker in hailed deeply yelling for batman ' batman!!!!!' Joker yelled as batman heard his clown lover scream for him as he ran over with a growl pulling joker away from the blue and red suited male and slapped super man ' hmph!' Batman said picking up the joker bridal style walking away. Joker put his arms around his neck and thought ' my hero '

~batman's thoughts~
This is mine. My villain back dah fuck up mother fucka. Only I can touch him. I marked him as mine. This is mine as my enemy and lover y'all can fuck it.