Long Lists of Randomness!

One - Random Things To Say

A/N - Hey guys! This is my second piece of work on Wattpad, and the first "fun" piece! 

Basically, I write long lists on random topics, and that is basically all there is to it. :P

Have fun reading, and don't hesitate to leave comments below with new ideas for further long lists of randomness! I really appreciate it! 

Comment, share, vote, whatever goes!

~TheMysteriousTacoCat 

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Random Things To Say (And Do):

Warning: If you by chance happen to do one or more of the things listed below, some people might think of you as slightly... disturbed.

Of course, there are nicer people in the world. 

So:

- I AM THE MIGHTY PAPAYA, SAVIOUR OF THE PAPAYA KINGDOM! I will help all papayas in need! ROAR! *stamp your feet on the ground and stick your nose up in the air*

- Wishy-washy, wishy-washy, wishy-washy, woo! 

- You have potato poop in your hair. It's never gonna come out. *put your face really near the other person's and whisper* NEVER.

- *order a hawaiian pizza, and when it arrives - * NO! NOT THE PINEAPPLES! HOW DARE YOU GIVE ME THE PINEAPPLES! MY EYES! MY EYES! 

- I just read your mind. I know all your darkest secrets. *laugh weirdly/maniacally and back away slowly*

- Oh my goodness! Did you hear about the flying rat that teleported to the moon and discovered that it was made of really hard CHEEEESE?

- I am sorry, non-papaya, I am only permitted to help papayas and papayas only.

- Ah! Carrots! My weakness! It's gonna kill me! *start flapping your arms quickly like a chicken*

- You are a pot plant. I am a plant pot. Together, we are invincible. *point to some random point in the sky and look up proudly*

- My highlighter is getting wrinkly.

- I am a Triceratops! (creds to asdf movies for "I am a Stegosaurus!")

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And that's all for now!

More to come! :D