"HECC U, FOUREYES!!1!!!"
Bakugo epically threw Lloyd to the ground with an epic thud.
His glasses broke from the impact, leaving shards of glass everywhere.
"Bakugo, pls no, I'll unsteal the bottle rockets!"
"NO, YOU GREY HAIRED GRANDPA! YOU SHOULDN'T OF STOLE THEM IN THE FIRST PLACE!!1!!"
Lloyd's epic eyes filled with tears, and he got up and epically ran out of the classroom.
We went up to the school roof to see his only true love, Trashcan.
"U r the only one who understands me, Trashcan..."
The grey haired child sat down criss cross applesauce style, and started to make out with the trashcan epically.
He startled to finger through the trashcan's nonexistent locks, blushing a deep shade of crimson.
2 hours later
oH nO, Lloyd heard someone coming up to le roof!!1!!!!!!11111
He epically opened up the trashcan, and jumped inside, hoping whoever he heard won't know he's here.wHaT hApPeNed nExT sHoCkEd hIm
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Lloyd (Earthbound) x Trashcan x Bakugo
FanfictionOk, so while I was eating, the idea for this just came in my head- (this is a crackfic-)