The Many Married Lives of Izuku Midoriya

Nedzu

A/N: Whether Izuku is quirkless or not is up to you, however he is a Pro Hero with his own agency and a genius. You can also read this as romantic or as just a marriage of convenience if you prefer, I kept it very natural. If you want another chapter of it being outright romantic you guys are going to have to let me know.

-Izuku proposes the idea of marriage to Nedzu over a cup of earl grey tea and a game of chess, bring up a different reason as to why the two of them becoming husband and mouse/bear/dog whatever would only benefit their lives every time he captured a piece, his best point, which he kept to himself until the match ended in a tie due to the fact that they both only had their kings left remaining on the board, was the unlimited access to their combined knowledge that they would be able to share, after all, their nightly talks were currently costing them both a small fortune in phone bills as they chatted about philosophy, mathematics and plans to take over the world for hours on end, a marriage would resolve that little issue as they would be living together and would also provide them with spousal privilege if they were ever brought forward to a court of law on charges of world-dominating; and if marrying Nedzu stopped his mother from worrying that he would spend the rest of his life alone then that was just an added bonus.

-They hold a quick wedding ceremony at the local courthouse on a warm summer's day when the two of them had scheduled a morning off work, their only witnesses are Izuku's parents as they make their vows and pat each other on the head rather then share the traditional kiss, when it's all said and done and Inko finishes crying the small group make their way to one of the nicest restaurants in the district for breakfast, a gift from the Midoriya's seeing as they didn't have to help pay for a large extravagant ceremony or reception, they all have an enjoyable time chatting about Hisashi's latest inventions and Inko's newest patients at the hospital before the newly married couple have to leave so that they can return to work, Nedzu to U.A so that they can start preparing for the new term and Izuku to his agency where at least 100 new casefiles were undoubtedly waiting for him; it's not what most would call a romantic wedding but for the pair in question who had never imagined themselves getting married, ever, it was ideal.

-Izuku can't help but laugh as he watches the video that Nedzu sends over of the U.A faculty meeting, the footage of his partner in crime announcing to the staff that the two of them had gotten married makes the heavy workload that had been left at his desk just a little more bearable, Nedzu hadn't even been halfway through saying his family name before Present Mic let out a scream of pure terror that was quickly silenced by Eraserhead activating his quirk all the while muttering that he 'Wasn't paid enough for this shit', Thirteen and All Might started to break down crying so heavily that they had to steal the box of tissues at Hound Dog's desk while Midnight opened up a Word document and began writing up a letter of resignation before Vlad King stopped her and said that 'If they had to deal with this madness than so did she'; it was the best wedding present that Izuku could have asked for.

-Izuku visits Nedzu every day during the early hours of the afternoon when he takes his lunch break so that the two of them can enjoy a cup of tea together, Nedzu is in charge of procuring the tea while it is Izuku's job to bring along a treat that they can share, cheesecake, tiramisu and an assortment of cookies were just some of the favourites that frequently made an appearance at their table and helped brighten both of their days, dealing with a bunch of hormonal teenagers with powerful quirks and police officers who wouldn't be able to point to their nose if they were looking directly into a mirror taking a toll on both of them even if they would never admit it.

-Izuku can get overwhelmed sometimes, he just has so many ideas running around his head, new support items to suggest to his father, quirk analysis of the latest villain to make an appearance, theories on the cases that have been dumped on his desk, it all just becomes too much for him to handle and he had no choice but to shut down for a few hours, hardly moving and speaking in incoherent mumbles until he can calm himself down, Nedzu can always tell that an episode is due to occur by the treat that Izuku decides to bring with him to their afternoon tea, picking up on the tell only a few months into their marriage when he realised that when Izuku brought with him a dessert that was pretty much nothing but pure sugar an episode would follow later that night, when that happens, when the mask that Izuku has masterfully crafted for himself finally cracks Nedzu is more than happy to just sit between his husband's legs and let the green-haired genius stroke and pet at his fur so that he can feel grounded; waiting in silence for Izuku to return to himself and reality no matter how long it took.