♡Random things about your pastel boy♡

My reaction to talk by Khalid

"Can't we just talk?"

Nah man I got places to be.

"Can't we just talk?"

I already said no dude.

"Talk about were goin'."

Oh honey no. I am NOT about to get kidnapped today no ma'am.

"Before we get lost."

Bro I ain't gonna lost I got Google maps.

"Lend me your thoughts."

Okay so first you wanna talk when I don't even know you. You just come up and ask me and I'm like no. And then you ask me again and I say no. And then you're gonna try to find out where I'm going? And now you wanna use FRICKING MIND CONTROL? Sorry honey but I just don't roll with that.

"Can't get what we want without knowing."

I mean yeah if the person at McDonald's doesn't know what you want to eat then I'm sorry honey no big Mac for you.

"I've never felt like this before."

Like what a creepy stalker?

"I apologise if I'm moving too far."

YES YOU ARE YOU'RE LITERALLY TRYING TO FOLLOW ME HOME.

"Can't we just talk?"

Are you deaf? Honey I've said no two times now.

"Can't we just talk?"

You must be hard of hearing so let talk at level so you can hear me.

GET. AWAY . FROM. ME . YOU CREEPY . OLD . MAN. I .AM .A .MINOR . LEAVE . BEFORE . I . CALL . THE . POLICE.

"Figure out where were going."

I know we're I'm going. I'm going to the police station.

"Yeah started off right I can see it your eyes."

Started off right? Wait hold up didn't you get arrested last week? Oh no oh no.

"I can tell that you're wanting more."

Hello 911? Uh yes THERE'S SOME CREEP TRYING TO KIDNAP ME!

"What's been on your mind?

None of your business. Dude just leave me alone.

"There's no reason we should hide."

*Is currently hiding under bed* Uh yeah there is reason I should hide from you. Because you're trying to MURDER ME!

"Tell me somethin' I ain't heard before."

Yeah have you ever heard the word no before it's a great word it means GO THE F*CK AWAY YOU CREEPY STALKER.

"Oh I've been dreaming bout it."

You fantasize about murdering me? God how long does it take for the police to get here?

"And it's you I'm on."

Please go away.

"So stop thinkn' bout it."

Stop thinking about what? You behind bars? Because I've thinking about it ever since I met you!

"Can we just talk?"

Honey take a hint I ain't gonna be no booty call.

"Can we just talk?"

*Faceplants on floor* Stupid ass...

"Talk about where were goin' "

Bish I know where you're going. That's right to JAIL.

"Before we get lost."

Google maps.

"Lend me your thoughts."

Honey you're gonna be lending your freedom to the police in minute. That is if they ever GET HERE!

"Can't get what we what without knowing."

Then go tell the person at Burger King what you want.

"I've never felt like this before."

Good for you no one cares.

"I apologise if I'm movin' too far."

If you're really sorry you'll go FAR FAR away from me.

"Can we just talk?"

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"Can we just talk?"

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"Figure out where were goin' "

Yeah go figure out where you're going somewhere else btw it's jail.

"Oh nah penthouse view left some flowers in your room."

*Walks in house* Oh sh*t he found out where I live.

"I'll make sure I leave the door unlocked."

And the door to my car is unlocked okay hehe... Save me...

"I'm on my way I swear I won't be late."

*Packing bags*

"I'll be there by five o' clock."

*Gets in car and drives away*