BUBBLEGUM 1

So as I said Was going through my youtu- MySpace replies to my selfie all muke af , and I come across this conversation.

"hemmo1996: I love you mike"
"ashtonirwin: aw look at cute michael he's so hot"
"calumhood: I wish I looked like you face goals"
"5SOS: I agree with purple princess 69. Gordon is my actual spirit animal take me on a date"

They all hated me. Who is this 4sOS kid anyway? I begin to cry. I felt like such a boob. Wait. I like boobs. I felt like such a diet coke. Diet cokes suck.

Why do they all want to make me into a giraffe. Smh

I start a new conversation:

mukeaf: im mad faCE

Hemmo1996: why hot :(

Calumhood: you tell em honeypie

Ashtonirwin: they don't know about they don't know about us :"(

5SOS: then who the hell am I dating ?? Ketchup?! :(
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Okay I was really started to get creepy about this 5sod guy. Or girl. Whatever it was it was scaren me to hell. I beginned crying. Why does this always have to happen to meh?

And why does everyone else act like they're problems are huger then mine. My problems are making the world a sad place. This is almost as bad as taking all the boobs away.

I feel like I succeeded with life. Wait. Does succeeded mean ruined? Well if it does then I succeeded my life. This is all there foult.

They think I'm ugly. Did you see the comment s? It's only because I have a mole on my left armpit. Why can everyone see it? My life is down the diet drain.

See what happens next chapter. :/