BUBBLEGUM 1

Deep in2 my thots

My best friend leslie said oh she's just being miley.

Sorry that song was in my head idk. And you are reading what's inside my head so you might as would get yoost to it.

Wow. I should be shamed. Sorry I snapped at u humans. You deserve so much better than what I can give to you. You re reading michael Angelo's thoughts right now. Wait.

Sometimes i forget who I really am... Wow that was deep. Now I'm crying :"""""""""").

I wish I was miley, but then agen, doesnt everyone want to be miley.

So anyway, it's been 3 yea- minutes since I've been on my computer. I had to have some time to think. Want to know why I'm not on my computer yet?

Because I got over excited and broke it. I broke it but that's okay because I still have an iPod shuffle. Without it, how would you be able to hear my thots?

Oh wait, you couldNT. That's because I have tellithopical memory's.

I'm miss sugar pink liquor licker lips. Hit me with your sweet love steal me with a kiss.

I feel so obligaded.

I'm over cover. You know like under cover but not under cover over soccer . Wow typo. Excuse me. Over cover* not soccer. Wow I'm so dumb why didn't I just change soccer to cover or cover to soccer. I'm crying.

So hey I'm back, I know I was gone for a few weeks... But that's only because I made a few minor wholes in my wall.

Whole grain wholes. Whilst eating my healthy serial. Who am I kidding. The only serial I eat is lettuce falvour.

I love michael: my life is a very long day at school and today tomorrow and then you have no idea idea what I'm doing the most beautiful girl and you have know what I you can get be a great little bit more like the fact is a very good long nice if your not going to be able to do see the new one and only the first second round the corner and the other hand is not okay.

Guys I'm having a really hard time with my wedding prolly. I mean planning. Not wedding. Planning prolly. Wait. I'm confused.

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I know I was gone for 20 years but that's only because I got confused and killed my children. DId I mention I have children? Lol not anymore.

See what happens next chapter. This is like kardashians lol