weirdest shit ever

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·(Y/N)'s POV·

After finishing the mission, I took my phone out and saw the pillars chatting

Chat name: the Pillars

(Y/N)
y'all chatting without me? I'm hurt :(

Mitsuri
(Y/N)!

(Y/N) changed Mitsuri's nickname to waifu

(Y/N) changed their own nickname to Y'all ugly

Shinobu
welcome back, (y/n)!!

Tengen
LET'S HEAR IT FOR (Y/N)!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Y'all ugly
lmao how y'all doing

Sanemi
we're fine, until u came

Y'all ugly
you're really bad at mentally hurting me, no-eyebrow boy

Sanemi
WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU SAY??????

Y'all ugly
I said whoever threw that paper, yo mom's a hoe

Giyuu
why did I laugh at that.

Shinobu
why are you asking us?

Y'all ugly
wait brb someone's messaging me

I went to another group that's called Kamaboko Squad. "What the heck is the Kamaboko Squad?" I muttered.

Chat name: Kamaboko Squad

(Y/N) is now online

(Y/N)
yo

Zenitsu
HGHJSKLKFDJHDJKFL;KNJGHJKL

(Y/N)
tf you okay man?

Nezuko
hello!

(Y/N)
wait a minute, you guys are the kind boy and feral boy and one adorable demon girl r8?

Tanjiro
Yes, we are!

Insouke
THOT

Zenitsu
WHERE DID INOSUKE LEARN THAT

(Y/N)
BRO???? IM HURT </3

Tanjiro
What's a thot?

(Y/N)
you don't wanna know.

Inosuke
thot.

Zenitsu
INOSUKE DO YOU EVEN KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS

Inosuke
NO AND THAT'S WHY I'M SAYING IT

(Y/N)
you mean type? dumbass

Tanjiro
(Y/N)! We have a child here!

Nezuko
·-·

(Y/N)
AND YOU CANT STOP MEEEEEEE

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