One Joke, Two Joke

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Hello everyone! I will put a '-' by the person telling the joke so it's not confusing who is who. Name revealed later on. ENJOY!!💕

Sent today 7:45 PM
-(123)-456 7890: Why can't your hands be 12 inches long?

(098)-765 4321: ?? idfk but would you prefer if they were ? lmao

-(123)-456 7890: 😳

-(123)-456 7890: Sir this is a wendy's drive thru

(098)-765 4321: You messaged me first with that nasty ass pick up line

-(123)-456 7890: It wasn't a pick up line :(((( It was a joke. It was pure and raw comedic GOLD

(098)-765 4321: My bad go ahead and tell your joke 🤦🏻‍♀️

-(123)-456 7890: It's not funny anymore :(((( That's not how it goes

(098)-765 4321: Aight

-(123)-456 7890: I bet you're dying to hear the punchline

(098)-765 4321: Not really

-(123)-456 7890: okay then 😢

-(123)-456 7890: Your hand can't be 12 inches long because then it will be a foot! Ha get it? It's really only funny to Americans!!

(098)-765 4321- Its not funny at all. That joke made me physically sick

-(123)-456 7890: That means it's working!!! !