One Joke, Two Joke

thirty two

"Yea that's cool. Yes that's fine. Okay thank you man I owe you."

I opened my eyes confused as to why I was on the couch but when I caught her bright blue eyes it all came back.

"Fuckin finally I was about to wake you up but you were too busy looking adorable."

My face burned in half embarrassment that I fell asleep and half flustered that she called me adorable. My sisters bully me while I'm asleep so I wasn't really used to the compliment upon just waking up.

I stretched my arms feeling the sleepiness go away. "How long was I out for?" I asked with a yawn. "Like 15 minutes. Shortest fucking nap ever. When I nap, I'm dead for 3 hours." I smiled at her vulgarity. I couldn't imagine her without it. "Yea I can never really sleep that long no matter how tired I am." I sat up and saw the pizza box was still on the coffee table where I left it. I opened it and took another slice.

"Who were you on the phone with?" I asked taking a bite of the not so warm pizza. "That's a surprise you'll find out later. Did you have a dream while you were asleep?" I groaned realizing she was changing the subject. Lucky for her, I love surprises.

"I dreamt I was eating pizza." I took another bite of the slice in my hand. Billie giggled at that making me smile as well. "Dreams come true. Next time, don't stay up past 4 am playing minecraft." I whined. "But messing up my sleep schedule is fun!"

Suddenly there was a pound on the door. Hard and demanding making both me and Billie jump. "Jesus fuck these amazon delivery workers are getting more aggressive." Billie joked running a hand through her hair. Even while being jolted awake by the rude trespasser, I couldn't help but be captivated by her beauty in simple gestures. She was art needing to be admired. Unfortunately, I can't do that all day as much as I wanted to

There was another pound at the door, just as hard and insistent to be answered. "I didn't order anything." I stated standing up to go to the door. "Dude if you get got, I'm not saving you." Billie whisper yelled from the couch. I waved her off and went to the front door and looked out the peephole.
I rolled my eyes and sighed harshly before opening the door.

"Jason what are you doing? Mom left this morning you could have just called." I crossed my arms looking over at the pathetic excuse of a man. "Hey! That'sssss dad *hiccup* to you." He pointed at me. His speech was low and slurred and he stumbled but held onto the doorframe for balance. I groaned. "You're drunk? did you drive here?" I questioned looking behind him and to my disappointment seeing his run down car on the driveway and halfway on the lawn. "I'm... I dooo what I want." He pushed past me coming inside the house. You've got to be joking!

"Where are... your sisters? Agh Lauryn and the.. and the other one." His eyes were halfway closed as if he was on the verge of falling asleep. My face went hot in anger. "I'm Lauryn. My sisters are out with friends. Mom said they could." I assured and led him by the back slowly towards the door. "I didn't they come.. home right now." He stomped, anger coursing through him. I rolled my eyes again. I didn't have the energy for his stupid games. I took the car keys from his hands making him groan loudly in anger. "You're not driving home Jason. And you're not staying here." I said sternly. He tried to grab the keys from my hand but I backed up and he continued to stumble.

"I called a cab. It's almost here." Billie piped in. I almost forgot of her presence and my father never seemed to notice her until now. "Who's shee?" He pointed towards the green haired girl while swaying back and forth. "A friend. Now please leave." I started pushing him even more this time but he wouldn't give.

"I didn't sssssay you could bring... friend over." His voice was loud almost angry. "Mom said it's ok as long as we don't do anything wrong. I listen to her, not drunks." I stated angrily. Suddenly, the intoxicated man grabbed a handful of my shirt and brought me close to him. I was inches from his face, and I could smell the terrible smell of booze off his breath. I struggled to get out of his grip. "You listen.. To ME! Little girl. Not that.. wwwhore." He yelled while I continued to try and get out.

"Hey! Lay off!" Billie intervened quickly coming over and forcefully pushing the man away. He stumbled again but was unable to find his feet as he fell over on the hardwood floor. I took deep breaths trying to control my breathing. I smoothed my shirt looking over at him. The room became deathly silent other than his loud sickening groans. "Please leave. You've checked up, I'm good so leave." I meant to sound harsh but my voice came out a little too quiet but he seemed to hear and understand. He didn't say anything but I knew he wanted to. He stood up slowly with a slight wobble and walked towards the door. Me and Billie both watched him struggle with the door handle for a few moments but managed to open it. Right as he did, A yellow taxi pulled in so I knew it was for him. He walked out the door towards the vehicle while singing his own version of the song 7 nation army.

I closed the door behind him and released a breath I didn't realize I was holding. "You good dude?" Billie asked after a few moments of silence. I nodded feeling my anger diminish and then turn to sadness. I took a breath. "He's done worse. But I won't let him ruin our time. Come on I'm going to teach you how to play minecraft." I grabbed Billie by the hand before she had a second to protest and dragged her back to the couch so we can play.

Heyy. lmao my bad for literally not updating in centuries. I deadass had a dream that I updated this book so I decided to do it instead of putting it on hold like I did before. I'm currently writing the next couple chapters right now so expect those soon!

Suggest me good Billie Eilish fanfics. Not the popular ones I read them already. Or suggest any gxg fic you think is amazing pls 🥺