Random Unrealistic Stories

Three

Three: Zelle vs Zel and the WRENch

I WALKED THROUGH the halls of my high school. I sat down. I looked at my new English teacher.

     "Everyone, my name is Mr Fitz!" Mr Fitz said as he wrote 'Mr Fitz' on the board.

     Mr Fitz is so hawt. But it's illegal so meh. I fell like I know him but nevermind cause I don't.

     After English class I bumped into someone.

     "Sorry!" someone said.

     "It's okay," I said. "My name is Zellena but everyone calls me Zelle."

     "Okay Zelle. My name is Hannah," Hannah said.

     "Omg like Hanna Marin?!!!!" I yelled and hugged her.

     That's why Mr Fitz was so familiar. Because he was Ezra Fitz from PRETTY LITTLE LIARS!!!!!! ERMAGOSH!!!! THIS IS AMAZING! And best of all, I LIVED IN ROSEWOOD! AND I AM AT ROSEWOOD HIGH! AND MY BEST FRIEND'S NAME IS JENNA MARSHALL! AND I HAD AN ENEMY NAMED ALISON DILAURENTIS!

     "Um no... My name is actually Hannah Racecar," Hannah said.

     "Oh," I said. "Well, Hannah, I'm going to show you around Rosewood."

     "But I've at this town for sixteen years..." she said.

     "HAHAHAHHA You're so funny," I cackled and grabbed her hand.

     I kidnapped Hannah and we ran to Starbucks. Then I saw..... ALISON??!!!! BUT SHE WAS DEAD!! CAUSE I KILLED HER!! Errmm.. you didn't hear that.

     "ALISON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" I screamed and lunged at her.

     She looked at me and it wasn't Alison at all, it was Hanna Marin.

     "Oh, sorry Hanna Marin," I said.

     She slapped me in the face and got up.

     "Hi I'm Hannah Racecar but call me Hannah," Hannah said to Hanna.

     "Hi, I'm Hanna Marin but call me Hanna. This is Aria Montgomery, Spencer Hastings and Emily Fields," she said and pointed to the girls behind her.

     I raced up to them and asked them for an autograph.

     But then my former best friend Jenna Marshall tripped me over. But then a strong pair of arms caught me. But then I burped at his face. Whoops.

     "Hey beautiful," Wren said.  

     "Hey Wren," I responded. "What's your name?"

     "Um.. but you jus-"

     "I SAID WHAT IS YOUR NAME!!/!/?2?2))3!???!??!!!!"

     "Wren," he said.

     "Okay," I said and got off him. I slapped him in the face and got out my iPhone 27373727 generation 3992 which I got on November the first, exactly 5:39pm from my parents which they bought on EBay for $8897 or £8373 and got a text message.

     I love you will you go out with me? And Yes, I am a boy.

     - A

     I texted back

     Me: Duh!!!!!!!!!!! Meat mi at da cofi shop next 2 starbukks in faiv minits

     A: Okay!

     I got changed into my hiking gear and ran out of Starbucks and into the next shop where I met A... HE WAS ACTUALLY LOGAN LERMAN!!! OMG!!! HAHAHSHEBENENEHEHDNE